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Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 24. 11. 2008. 20:24
by kktz
http://www.myspace.com/fondlecorpse - FONDLECORPSE

blood and popcorn MCD

http://rapidshare.com/files/45863172/Fo ... t.com_.rar

I hold "Blood and Popcorn" very high! It's short but blatantly sweet, making it (to me) 2007's "Reign in Blood", With even the once mighty Cannibal Corpse now sounding like every other generic post high school death metal band, it's a breath of fresh air when a band like Fondlecorpse, can actually create catchy tunes and rhythm while maintaining a feeling of disgusting mutilations and horrendous death!


"Blood and Popcorn" starts off with "Twice the Hate, Twice the Carnage", a twisted tale of the Goregnome and Krite (Fondlecorpse's Mascots) going ballistic at a Sorority House during a Full Moon. The album continues on with "Feral Mutant Attack", an almost "What if" to the Hills Have Eyes movie, depicting the cannibal family winning over the poor suburban family. The next two songs are my personal favorite's. "Halloween, the Night he came Home", an obvious homage to the tale of Michael Myers, and "What's in the Basket?", spinning the cult tale of Dwayne and Belial (of Basket Case fame). These two songs, to me, show off, not only Sly Koorevaar's great lyric writing and vocals, but display's Bas Brussaard, Mathijs Brussard, and Paul Beltman's amazing musical talent, and abilites to sound unique during a time of rehashings!


The final song (track five...), is entitled "Chopping Mall", and is based on the killer security bots from the movie of the same name. And just like "What's in the Basket", shows how well Fondlecorpse combines audio samples of cult horror flicks and assaulting death metal. And although "Blood and Popcorn" only has 5 tracks, the CD has yet to leave my carrying case. To some up everything. Fondlecorpse has deep death metal growls to go with it's horrific lyrics and imagery, while having catchy and hypnotic bass and guitar work and pounding drums. A must have for death heads who are tired of being scammed by run of the mill bands. And hey, it's only 8 bucks. With the musical ability of these guys, 8 dollars is a steal.


Fondlecorpse IS death metal! No questions about it! If you don't get this album, it's probably because you're too busy getting wet to utter crap like Trivium.


znam da sharan voli ovo, i mene zacaralo.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 02:05
by Addi
ako je ovo onaj holandski, sluso podavno, jedno vrijeme i totalno mi dosadno, nisam primjetio neke ideje, nikakav feeling, i svirka mi je losa... tako da nisam nasao ni jedan razlog da ih zagotivim :-D
mozda je i do mene, al takav su utisak ostavili na mene koliko se sjecam

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 16:38
by kktz
sta si sluso od njih? imali su prije neke snimke, mislim sa ritam masinom, cuo koju stvar i ni meni nije nest, ovaj blood and popcorn je vec nest drugo, men pase, nist pretenciozno a dobro, catchy, i onaj filing starih horor klasika, gdjes bolje :) nije nest tehnicki al men odsvirano bas kak treba, cak se i bas koji je odlican super cuje sto je danas rijetkost.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 17:36
by Addi
ja koliko se sjecam limbless i jos jedan, ne mogu se fakat sjetit imena a mrsko mi trazit po silnim dvdovima sad :-D
ajd poslusat cu taj sto preporucujes...

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 17:40
by bloodflood
"blood" i "popcorn" ne idu zajedno, bar ne u DM kakav ja volim... ovo ili je neka zajebancija ofirna ili retardizam.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 18:01
by .::Grind Bastard::.
ne bi ti mogo izdržat a da neš ne komentiraš :D

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 18:19
by kktz
haha, a sta treba npr IMPETIGO ili bilo koji b-horor shvatit ozbiljno? dobra im je brija,to je to sta treba bit, old school death metal sa horror brijom.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 18:25
by kktz
ev jedan text, nije sa blood and popcorn, al toj ta brija, nije za one koji nisu odrastali na helovinu, petku trinajstom i slicnom, smisao za crni humor je mandatory ;)

Fucked Stabbed and Eaten
plane downed and crashed
no other survivers left
preppy sluts - now trapped in the amazon
unable to take - care of themselves
run around the brush like idiots
their lostttt
in the jungle
aloneeeee, hunted by cannibals
2x nie
they can't see - the signals
natives surround them in the darkness
stalking / preying / they will / EAT THEM
Am-bushed
the girls are all caught - crying
the tribals are star-ting to - fuck them
fucked stabbed than consumed - by natives.....
they start cutting into their soft pale white flesh
their still alive and screaming
poke reddish used cunt a delicacy
before they start to hack into their abused genitals
ripping out bowels and intestines
boiled alive
2X
body sliced open organs taken out but yet you breathe
gnawing on sliced tits their eating before your face
wasted
cut loose the upper body grilling the torso
left - on the forrest floor human- remnants
litered with a dozen of chewed up hu-man beings
nobody ever heard from anybody
what happened to the cheerleader team
natives smile and walk away singing
with full stomachs they will go sleeping

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 18:45
by .::Grind Bastard::.
smeće.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 25. 11. 2008. 20:22
by kktz
zato i valja, ne glumi da je nest drugo.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 26. 11. 2008. 02:15
by bloodflood
kktz wrote:
haha, a sta treba npr IMPETIGO ili bilo koji b-horor shvatit ozbiljno? dobra im je brija,to je to sta treba bit, old school death metal sa horror brijom.


impetigo su kult, a ovi su samo jos 1 bend u nizu...

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 26. 11. 2008. 17:40
by kktz
jesi uopce sluso ovaj album? ako nisi i ne zanima te, sta trazis na ovoj temi? btw na istom su kultnom death metal labelu na kojem je i novi bend od impetigo pjevaca, al sam skinuo ovo a ne to jer mi na prvi dojam zvucalo bolje, stas, zato uvijek ima neko ko zna sta je prava stvar, neka meni moje smece u nizu.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 26. 11. 2008. 18:41
by bloodflood
kktz wrote:
jesi uopce sluso ovaj album? ako nisi i ne zanima te, sta trazis na ovoj temi?


izvini.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 26. 11. 2008. 18:46
by kktz
ma, who cares, ko voli slusace.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 29. 11. 2008. 07:38
by Axeman
Odličan je Fondlecorpse. Odličan bend. Stiže novi album, bubnjeve odsvirao Robert Kovačič iz Scaffolda. Sad će to ove death metal izdrkotine odmah da poslušaju, čim je Scaffold u priči, hahahaha :D

No, na stranu zajebancija, usred sam prevođenja intervjua koji sam uradio sa Silvestreom iz Goregnomea...Uskoro na ISK. :)

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 29. 11. 2008. 15:15
by .::Grind Bastard::.
jebo kovačića. može mike smith svirat, meni ovaj bend ostaje jedinstveno nezanimljiv. ende.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 29. 11. 2008. 15:24
by bloodflood
ihh, sad ko kovacic neki kurac... ma govno je govno, s kovacicem il bez njega... :lol:

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 29. 11. 2008. 15:34
by kktz
sam da ostane ovak stripovski nepretenciozno i bice zakon, pomesce ove predosadne "brutal" gore bendove od sale.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 29. 11. 2008. 15:39
by bloodflood
pa meni se i cini da je ovaj bend upravo to..."horror, brutal gore dosada" sa djecijim textovima i ofirnom svirkom (ili ti ga "catchy" rifovima), a la Mortician.

Re: Fondlecorpse

PostPosted: 29. 11. 2008. 15:43
by kktz
bravo mudri, idi sad na neki prekvalitetni bend koji nemoze napravit jedan dobar rif koji vozi, nije ovo tema za tebe.