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Hey guys,
I had a really interesting friday night, so I thought I'd share it with ya'll.
I was supposed to be meeting my date at a red lobster in LA friday night, but as I'm sitting at my table waiting, I get a call on my cell from her saying that she won't be able to make it because the emergency room is packed and one of the doctors had to go home with a flu.
I order a small dinner, and head to the bathroom to wash up, and when I enter, there is a man standing at the mirror applying eye liner. I proceed to soap up and he starts dialogue with me. It was just some small talk, and then he says something about sorry for being so chatty, but he doesn't get to talk with people that don't want his autograph much.
At first, the comment slipped past me, as he was talking pretty fast, and then I asked him to elaborate. This is when he explained that he was Mike Patton, vocalist of faith no more and Mr. Bungle. I explained to him that I was really not familiar with his music but knew who the bands were.
He was a really nice guy, and we had been talking for a good 10 minutes, and I was beginning to worry I'd miss my plate. I told him about my date having to cancel, and offered he join me for dinner. He said he had already eaten but would like to hang out and talk more.
We went back to our table, and my food soon came, and he ordered a drink. As I ate, we talked and had a few beers. We had a good conversation about lots of topics, and eventually we started talking about music. He had a lot of interesting things to say about touring and meeting fans. He said without an exception, every fan he meets is really repitive and its frustrating to try to have a conversation with them because they are so hyper. I tried to imagine what that'd be like, and it seems pretty weird. I could see why he was glad to talk with someone who didn't really know who he is after this explanation.
We finished our drinks, and since we had discussed wine, he suggested we head back to his room at the hilton for a glass of Château Haut Brion Pessac-Léognan - a highly desired Bordeaux. I couldn't help but agree. He was a very interesting person, and I had an entire friday night free.
The hotel was a short drive away, and we went in my car, since he took a cab to the red lobster. We went to his suite and had glasses of the incredible Bordeaux while listening to a jazz compilation cd that was in my cd changer on the way to the hotel that he seemed to really like. The wine was very intoxicating, and before long, I felt the warm drunken vibe that is so typical of a very good wine. I felt my entire body tingle, and a little head lag, but I wasn't nauseated or feeling obnoxious at all. Just very calm and relaxed.
I sat on the couch while he ordered a gay porno on pay per view, which cost almost thirty bucks for an hour of video. When he returned, he sat in my lap and began rubbing my nipples. I explained to him that I had never had intimate relations with a man before, but that I wasn't nervous. "Good" he explained, "it'll be easier for me to break you in."
As we watched the porno, we exchanged hand shakes with each other's cocks, and I could tell from the size of him that it really would be easy for him to "break me in." Our handshakes turned to violent kisses, and he soon flipped me over and filled my virgin hole with a mouth full of saliva via his expert tounge.
As his purple headed warrior pressed into my anus, stars entered my vision, and I began to weep softly as he caved in my brown eye. He yelled obscenities as he expload inside my red hot rectum, and pulled out to let his batter breathe down my leg and collect inside my left knee.
After all this, he layed on my back and fondled my left nipple with his left hand as he violently yanked my stiff pecker, eventually making me expload on the leather sofa. We slept like this, and it wasn't until this morning that I left. I thanked him for the evening, and he told me it was his pleasure and gave me his cell number. He told me that if they're ever in town, I should call and get set up with backstage passes so I can meet his band mates.
All in all, he was a very cool guy. Not what I expected from a rock star, but plesant to say the least.
Anyway, just wanted to share this with you guys. Does anyone have a suggestion of order of fnm/bungle albums I should buy? I really want to check them out, but don't know the best way to approach their music. Also, if anyone has anything they want me to ask Mike, I'll see if I can get an answer, although from talking with him, I don't think it'd be a good idea to bug him with a lot of questions.
-BP
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