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 Post subject: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 01:14 
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Mozda je ovo i bilo, ako je i jos uvijek ima, moderatori odmah slobodno DELETE, ali nisam vidio fakat..
anyway, najbolji text, cijeli album sworn enemy - "as real as it gets"..
a za najgore ne znam bash..
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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 01:17 
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heh, neam pojma jel bilo al evo, najbolje textove mi zasigurno ima Death...kraj price 8)


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 10:24 
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Burnt iN Effigy wrote:
Immo,Deeds,Wormed,Nile,Darkthrone....




shta najgori jel :mrgreen:

death, emperor, behemoth, suffocation sha ja znam ba

belphegor i mayhem najgori haha


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 10:35 
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jedan jedini Suicidal Tendencies, aj dobro i Death
a neda mi se razglabat o najgorem, ima ih i previshe debilnih...


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 10:46 
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Od Nile mi je svaki text prejak,definitivno moj bend s najboljim textovima..pa jebote kolko sam stvari naucio iz svega na njihovim albumima.. :shock:

Textovi najbolji,hmm,trenutno mi je Masturbating The War God i User-Maat-Re..
Unas Slayer of the gods mi je mozda najbolji text ikad..

Zatim Metallica na Justiceu ima prejake textove,svaki put kad procitam One tekst,najezim se..
Deeds ima isto dobrih tekstova,poneki historijski ali prebrutalno ono,znaju ljudi pisat..

I ne pada mi niko na pamet vise trenutno..


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 11:56 
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Svakako Hocico mada nije metal :?
al metal jedan od naj je Behemoth


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 17:41 
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Shakhbuurz wrote:
jedan jedini Suicidal Tendencies, aj dobro i Death
a neda mi se razglabat o najgorem, ima ih i previshe debilnih...


how will I laugh tommorow, when I can´t even smile today???
nenadjebivo


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 20:03 
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Najbolje ima Zaklana ÄŒeljad :D


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PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 23:21 
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Avenger wrote:
Shakhbuurz wrote:
jedan jedini Suicidal Tendencies, aj dobro i Death
a neda mi se razglabat o najgorem, ima ih i previshe debilnih...


how will I laugh tommorow, when I can´t even smile today???
nenadjebivo


if you can't fuck today, then why shuld you doo it tomorow? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 23:37 
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I am the killer of trolls, I show the fuckers no remorse
I execute trolls by burning down the fucking fjords

:lol: :twisted:


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 23:45 
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najjebeniji tekstovi-maideni definitivno,najgori-općenito sve i jedan tekst u stilu "iščupao sam dijete iz majčine utrobe i namazao ga na šnitu integralnog kruha"


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 03. 12. 2007. 23:53 
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Burnt iN Effigy wrote:
metallic angel,suti poklopi se,kad naucis neke stvari javi se.... evo jedan pristojan udarac svim kurvama :lol: :lol: Whores that suck dick for money na originalan nacin,kako samo devourment umije ;-)

I will kill with no forgiveness
They need to be taught a lesson
In butchery

I will leave them dead and bleeding
After giving them a beating
With my hammer I will smash the teeth
Out of their fuckin face

These cocksuckers will pay the price when
I fuck their faces with my knife
I will force my blade down their throats
As if it were my massive dick

The streets are filled with dirty whores
I'll show them what that pussy's for
They'll be forced to drink the swill
That spews from my erection


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hahahha, kako su samo zaj'bani...nema šta, drobiću ti kičmu drobilicom za kukove :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 04. 12. 2007. 00:12 
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Anally Annie

Anally Annie [x20] :lol:


$20.00 Blow Job

Looking for a customer to support her fix
Thinking only of the drug when she sucks your dick

$20 for a rock - For it she'll suck your cock
$20 for a whore - Aids, herpes, and cold sores
$20 for a bitch - Two days later your dick will itch
$20 for a sleaze - Infested with disease

She started when she was 15
Now she's 34
How many diseases plague this filthy fucking whore

$20 for a rock - For it she'll suck your cock
$20 for a whore - Aids, herpes, and cold sores
$20 for a bitch - Two days later your dick will itch
$20 for a sleaze - Infested with disease

Smelling like a sewer, looking like she's dead
Knocking on my window, asking me if I want head
Three teeth in her mouth, scars on her face
Sucking cock for $20, what a fucked disgrace

$20 for a rock - For it she'll suck your cock
$20 for a bitch - Two days later your dick will itch
$20 for a sleaze - Infested with disease


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 04. 12. 2007. 01:22 
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AnaL blast

Vegeterian cunts turn men into rocks,
before you know it you have a carrot instead of cock!
Vegeterian cunts turn men into rocks,
before you know it you have a carrot instead of cock!
Vegeterian cunts want to have a better world
by replacing all the bombs with vegetables!
Vegeterian cunts turn men into rocks,
before you know it you have a carrot insead of cock!
Vegeterian cunts want to have animal rights
but what about their pussywhipped boyfriends who cannot get a blow job?

hahahaha :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 06. 12. 2007. 21:02 
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metallic_angel wrote:
najjebeniji tekstovi-maideni definitivno,najgori-općenito sve i jedan tekst u stilu "iščupao sam dijete iz majčine utrobe i namazao ga na šnitu integralnog kruha"


mislio sam te branit, al kad vidjeh da si napisala da mejden imaju najjebenije tekstove, fakat tu se nema sta branit, sama upala, sama se ubila...

mejden i tekstovi, jah...NEAR TO THE EAST, IN A PART OF ANCIENT GREECE...oleee, idemo u cudesnu shumu, o vraziji kurche....

A za Nile, Behemoth, mislim...vama to fakat furka? gotivno?

Ti shovinistichki tekstici su ko fol i simpa, dobro ImpNaz su bili vazda zesca sega i dobrila, al...ovo je vec nesto ;)

She was seated, she held one leg stuck up in the air, to open her crack
Yet wider she used her fingers to draw the folds of skin apart
And so her “old rag and ruin” loured at me, hairy and pink,
Just as full of life as some loathsome squid
“Why”, I stammered in a subdued tone, “Why are you doing that?”
“You can see for yourself”, she said, “I’m God”


Iako su im u zadnje vrijeme tekstovi omanje disertacije bez elementarnog osjecaja za ritmiku i melodicnost, DSO ipak imaju smisla kako za metaforu pa tako i za tezinu :mrgreen:

I jah Portal imaju jebacke tekstove, i...hm, mozda Burzum na momente, DarkThrone s vremena na vrijeme? Sta ja znam, ne volim kad mi jednocifreni IQ strsi iz bukleta, usra mi muziku, ako nije neko mahanje redenicima ko Apocalyptic Raids il Ammit :P

Oh jes zaboravih onog nenadjebivog Death Metal pjesnika Chrisa Reiferta :mrgreen: Autopsy su bili jebeni, al ABSCESS je vec doktorat gadosti!


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 06. 12. 2007. 21:45 
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Hahahaha, sto Diabolus iskopa, hahahaha...

Jeb'o tekstove u sustini, ako mi nema muzickog djira, zvukova mi milih i ako mi ne izmami osjecaj (koje uzivanje!) da me jos vise spusti kad sam u kakvoj jebenoj depri... nista od toga, dzaba egzistencijalisticke rasprave, dometi, "otkrica", komika, metafore...


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 07. 12. 2007. 11:43 
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Atrophy, Intruder, Assassin, Metallica, Death,... Uglavnom old skulerski, socijalno-politički tekstovi su mi najbolji.

Evo malo zajebancije

Torsofuck - Raped by Elephants

I was visiting in Africa two months ago
My goal was to see all those wild animals
Most excited I was when I came close to elephants
They were so big and somehow so scary
Something happened when I snapped a picture
Three elephants surrounded me
One of them ripped off all my clothes
Second elephant came on me and started to spread my buttocks
With its huge trunk
I screamed in agony when I felt it started to shove up my ass
Third elephant forced me to take its giant cock in my mouth
I sucked like a whore while I was assfucked by elephant trunk
After all it wasnt too bad at all
It took only about ten minutes and cock in my mouth started to cum
Extremely huge load of elephant sperm filled my throat and
Spurted all over my face
I was completely fucked up, but elephants had one more thing to do
All three of them huffed and puffed shits on me
Then they left me alone with my ripped asshole
I'll never go to Africa again


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 08. 12. 2007. 03:37 
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ma nidje veze, bas je glup tekst 'fucked with a knife' ne serite. ja fakat cijenim mjuzu cc-a ali tekstovi = karina.

za one koje neznaju eo dio teksta :

She liked the way it felt inside her
Fucking her, harder, harder

Stick it in
Rip the skin
Carve and twist
Torn flesh
From behind
I cut her crotch
In her ass I stuck my cock
Killing as I cum


jebiga meni je ovo za frustrirane ljude.


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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 08. 12. 2007. 07:45 
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ma nidje veze, bas je glup tekst 'fucked with a knife' ne serite. ja fakat cijenim mjuzu cc-a ali tekstovi = karina.

za one koje neznaju eo dio teksta :

She liked the way it felt inside her
Fucking her, harder, harder

Stick it in
Rip the skin
Carve and twist
Torn flesh
From behind
I cut her crotch
In her ass I stuck my cock
Killing as I cum


jebiga meni je ovo za frustrirane ljude.


exactly.. sto se tice textova, cannibal je uvijek bio bezze bend.. kod koga jos prolazi :"ubij, siluj, kolji, aarrghhhh!!! ja sam zajebaann, aaarrrggghhh.."

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 Post subject: Re: Najbolji, tj. najgori text pjesme?
PostPosted: 08. 12. 2007. 14:26 
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Burnt iN Effigy wrote:
pa textovi cc su psiholoski,inspirisani mentalnim problemima osoba koje su sastavni dio pjesama,isto fucked with a knife,veoma lijepo opisan dogadjaj u pjesmi,dont shit .....


upravo tako..ne serite bezveze


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