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Beavis & Butthead Do AmericaBill Clinton: I'm appointing you honorary agents in the Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms.
Butt-head: Whoa! Huh huh, alcohol and tobacco?
Beavis: Yeah and firearms.
Bill Clinton: Cool huh?
Butt-head: Cigarettes and beer kick ass.
Beavis: Yeah, we're in the bureau of beer and fire, and cigarettes, and maybe some chicks too.
[
Dallas Grimmes mistakes Beavis and Butt-head for hit men who are hunting her]
Dallas Grimmes: 10 grand?
[scoffs]
Dallas Grimmes: That cheap-ass! All right I've got a better deal for you - I'll double it. I'll pay you 20 if you go back and do him.
Butt-head: You want us to do a guy? No way!
Beavis: I don't know, Butt-head. That *is* a lot of money! Maybe we can close our eyes and pretend he's a pretty good chick.
Beavis: Dammit! This always happens! I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score! It's not fair! We traveled um, a mil-... a hundred miles, just because we thought we were gonna score! But now it's not gonna happen! Dammit!
Bus Driver: Hey, buddy! Sit down!
Beavis: Shut up, ass-wipe! I'm sick and tured of this! We're never gonna score! We're probably gonna get old like these people, but they've probably scored!
Bus Driver: Hey! I'm warning you! Sit down!
Beavis: [motioning to Martha] It's like this chick's a slut... and look at this guy! He's old, but he's probably scored a million times...!
Old Guy: [nodding] Oh, yeah.
Beavis: But not us! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score! We're never gonna score!
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