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 Post subject: Filmski citati
PostPosted: 31. 10. 2004. 20:16 
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Ajde da i to cujem.
Najdrazi, najsmijesniji, najljigaviji, najnenormalniji, naj-nidje veze... citati iz kojekavih filmica koje ste od slova do slova zapamtili...

Neam pojma koji film, al se sjecam nenadmasive recenice jedne lezby mafijasice...
"What are you looking at :?:
Yeah, I'm a bitch with a gun :!: "


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PostPosted: 31. 10. 2004. 20:21 
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Lepa sela lepo gore -

kad onaj lik u bolnici pita ovog na štakama šta je po nacionalnosti, a ovaj veli "narkoman". koji sarkazam 8)


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 02:19 
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"run bitch, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!" :D


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 10:40 
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I hate the way you talk to me
and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive your car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots and
the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick.
It even makes me rhyme. I hate the way
you're always right, I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh; even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it when you're not around and
the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you
-not even close, not even a little bit,
not even at all...

Citat iz "10 things I hate about you",znam ga u po dana u po noci :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 10:58 
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"Drugi ljudi jebaju,a ti se Muzafere kupaj....." Otac na sluzbenom putu


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 12:33 
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"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[grabs private Cowboy]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
Private Cowboy : Sir No Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you." Full Metal Jacket


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 12:54 
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El Foxinho wrote:
"run bitch, ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!" :D


"Don't be hatin`.."
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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 14:36 
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ekvinoks wrote:
"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[grabs private Cowboy]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
Private Cowboy : Sir No Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you." Full Metal Jacket


nekako sumnjam da si to zapamtio :D


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 15:07 
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bolje da ti ja ne pocnem s filmskim citatima jer ce mi trebat par dana za to :P


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 15:19 
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El Foxinho wrote:
ekvinoks wrote:
"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will PT you all until you fucking die. I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
[grabs private Cowboy]
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?
Private Cowboy : Sir No Sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman : You little piece of shit you look like a fucking worm, I bet it was you." Full Metal Jacket


nekako sumnjam da si to zapamtio :D


"Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?" :lol: :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 18:53 
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"Mislis li da uzivam izigravati zlatnu curicu 24 sata dnevno samo da bi me svi smatrali finom? Ponekad mi se sve sjebe i dodje mi da se ubijem. I eto ti analize Dr. Freud." (Kathryn- Cruel Intentions)

nisam nasla na eng


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 19:03 
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" Ok, reality check, Liz is in the trunk of this car. And she is dead. That is a sad, fucked up thing, but you are going to walk into that school and strut your shit down the hallway like everything is peachy fucking keen. "


"Marcie: Ah!
Courtney : What?
Marcie : She looked at me. I swear to God she looked at me!
Courtney : Her eyes are open. She's bound to look somewhere. My God Marcie, she's dead. Relax "

"Courtney: I made you, and I can break you just as easily.
Vylette : Good idea. Kill me like you did Liz. "


" I killed Liz. I killed the teen dream. Deal with it. "

"Courtney:We just killed our best friend! Do you realize what this means?
Marcie : You're a shoo-in for prom queen? "

Iz filma Jawbreaker


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 19:53 
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"do you call me a liar?
worst than liar. I claim that Pythons are sissys club,
and you are chicken shit dog motherfucker."

Beyond the law :P


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 21:52 
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- Nikolaaaaa... nisam ti ja maaaaajkaaaaaaa...
- Nikolaaaa... imaš još jednog skota doleeeee...
- Nikola, ja sam trudna... - ...Drago mi je, ja sam Nikola...
- Nikola, a 'oce da me boli kod cika zube? - Naravno.
- Danas se klinke satiru od kurca! Kako da znam da je dete moje?
- Džiberu! Nemoj da ti manijak da po pičci!
- Skoči, pičko! Možda znaš da letiš! Hihihih...
"Mi nismo anđeli"

- Oće nekad nešto da se deeesiiii??
"Kad porastem biću Kengur"

- Ala ga je opravio... svaka mu čast!
- Laki je malo nervozan... umro deda Pantelija...
- Kume?? Šta to radiš kume?? - Vežbam, kume... ovako ćeš i ti kad budemo snimali...
"Maratonci trče počasni krug"

- Povedi i mene, Luuukaaaa...
Ovo mi je definitivno najjači citat iz "Ta divna splitska noć"

- Jesi li slušala jutros vesti? - Ne, šta se desilo? - Kako Tanjug javlja... ja te volim!
- Ja nisam ništa kriv, profesore, Milić Gavranić... - Potuko se? - Još gore, trkao se sa vozom kroz tunel... - I voz je bio brži? U Božju mater! - Milić je bio brži, profesore! - O Bože, hvala ti, nikada te nisam psovao!
"Lajanje na zvezde"

- ...To, da je ja zovem... -Ma da! Ma ne, mislim ti je zovnes kao da ti pozira, a u stvari ja cu da budem tu da popricamo.... -A to...... A i to ti je glupo...
- A sada za Nadicu jednu serenadicu... Tri palme na otoku sreeećeee...
"3 palme za 2 bitange i ribicu"

Dosta od mene.


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 22:21 
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- Halo, Prosinecki... jesu te to s abdesta pokupili - praznik u SA

- Jao tata pa to je gospodin Rajkovic, sta mu je?
- Sad mu nije nista, ubio si ga k'o zeca!

-Sta je bilo, sto places
-Ubio me babo daljinskim - kuduz

- Allahu dragi, ko je vidio da se nova godina ceka u zatvoru - praznik u SA

- Bil me volio imat?
- Neznam bil te volio imat, al znam da bi te volio jebat - ljeto u zlatnoj dolini :) :)

- Naprijed braco tifusariiiii - bitka na neretvi :)

- arifeee gdje je otoman - ovo malo duse


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 23:03 
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ma Kubrickovi filmovi imaju najboolje citate(full metal jacket i clockwork),uz to i apocalypse now

cujte ovo molim vas...

http://www.moviesoundscentral.com/sounds/napalm.wav
-apocalypse now kvltna
i
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Academy ... /welly.wav
-clockwork orange


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 23:20 
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ima i boljih :P


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 23:22 
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nema


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 23:24 
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ima :twisted:


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PostPosted: 01. 11. 2004. 23:25 
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Ovaj je malo poduzi, ali veoma istinit i tuzan...

Nikola Kojo Bati Zivoinovicu..., Lepa sela :

Vaseg cuvenog postenja, uvek ste bili puni tih sranja o postenju.
Jeli, gospodine kapetane, ti mislis da je ijedna jedina kuca koju smo mi njima zapalili , ili koju su oni nama zapalili, posteno zaradjena,a? Jeste kurac moj! Da je posteno zaradjena ne bi je tako lako ni palili jedni drugima.
Dok vam je copavi zagorac trpao u dupe americke dolare, znali ste da kenjate o bratstvu i jedinstvu i da se smeskate jedni drugima. A onda, onda je doslo vreme da svedete racune! Nema problema, samo sto ih niste ranije svodili? Nego ste se 50 godina izdrkavali ovde, 50 godina vozili skupa kola, karali najbolje picke, pa sad kad se kita vise ne dize, e ajde sad malo da se bavimo postenjima. E pa , iskenjam se ja vama na to vase postenje, i na celu tu vasu postenu generaciju, pizda vam materina da vam pizda materina, svima vama "postenima"


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