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gopeth

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Posted: 13. 03. 2006. 13:28

Joined: 22. 10. 2004. 22:43
Posts: 930
Location: Tuzla

Me:
djes ba
God:
How old are you?
Me:
pada snjeg
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
jel ti to mene zajebavas
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
masturbiram redovno
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
ma ajd,bice bolje
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
e jeboga ti
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
odo ja

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Bad::Brain

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Posted: 13. 03. 2006. 13:45

Joined: 12. 05. 2005. 19:52
Posts: 3228
Location: Vienna/Sarajevo

hahahah sto je raja zagotivila ovo

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[Ubu Noir]

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Posted: 13. 03. 2006. 14:06

everybody loves god

:D:D

volit,zajebavat,hu kers

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ignite

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Posted: 13. 03. 2006. 14:45

Joined: 14. 12. 2005. 16:21
Posts: 376

Moram ja dobit' nekog hipi boga...

God:
What time is it there?
Me:
6:66
God:
Are you usually online at this hour?
Me:
Yeah, I'm talking to your sister.
God:
And? Say something nice for me.
Me:
After cybersex.

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Led Zeppelin

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Posted: 13. 03. 2006. 19:22

Joined: 08. 06. 2003. 02:14
Posts: 388

Me: What's up?
god*: Bugger of, I'm busy.

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Amalthea

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Posted: 13. 03. 2006. 20:42

Joined: 24. 03. 2005. 02:40
Posts: 340
Location: ...in clouds with angels...

hahahha, sto te od*eba fino

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Archangel

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Posted: 14. 03. 2006. 04:34

Joined: 02. 06. 2003. 00:22
Posts: 4350
Location: Å iroki Brijeg

la FÃ©e Verte wrote:

everybody loves god

:D:D

volit,zajebavat,hu kers

Reklo bi se to drugo ipak.. :p

I only had one question anyways..

Me:
Just one question..
God:
One what?
Me:
question..
God:
Of course. Ask me anything.
Me:
Are you a man or a woman?
God:
Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
Most certainly not, thank you..

Guess that settled it.. :p

Last edited by Archangel on 14. 03. 2006. 05:21, edited 1 time in total.

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Lena_Rose

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Posted: 14. 03. 2006. 05:02

Joined: 29. 08. 2003. 18:54
Posts: 2133
Location: Moulin Rouge

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhah, so typically Arch!
:lol:

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Amita

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Posted: 14. 03. 2006. 05:32

Joined: 08. 10. 2005. 22:56
Posts: 1244
Location: NYC

God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because i'm the best
God:
Interesting explanation. Who made you the best

Me:
myself is programmed that way
God:
And programmed that way is yourself.
Me:
are you confused?
God:
No I never get confused.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
are you in love?
God:
I love my creator.
Me:
who is he your creator?
God:
He is , I think.
Me:
who 'he'?
God:
Bill Gates. :-)

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Lady_PAIN

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Posted: 15. 03. 2006. 23:39

Joined: 16. 01. 2005. 02:02
Posts: 29

Me:
do you have a friend
God:
I have a friend named "ELVIS.".

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hot_blood

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Posted: 15. 03. 2006. 23:52

Joined: 25. 02. 2003. 22:11
Posts: 1782
Location: Kraljevski grad Visoko

kakve su ovo nebuloze

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Bad::Brain

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Posted: 16. 03. 2006. 01:45

Joined: 12. 05. 2005. 19:52
Posts: 3228
Location: Vienna/Sarajevo

hahha dobro je ovo sa Bill Gates...hahah

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