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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 18:49 
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Doveo Mujo fatu doktoru da vidi sta sa njom nije ok.
Doktor je pregleda i povuce muju na stranu te mu saopsti da fata ima rak zeluca...
Mujo jadan se sjebo sav,sta ce sad,nema para za ljecenja,kako,sta...medjutim doktor ima rjesenje i veli Muji."Mujo,svaki dan,sljedecih 6 mjeseci,dva puta na dan se sexajte po pola sata i dodjite za 6 mj na pregled"
Mujo fatu za ruku,odvede je kuci,u krevet i opleti.....
& mj kasnije,doveo on Fatu na pregled,doktor je primi i veli muji da ceka.Nakon sat vremena izlazi doktor i obraca se Muji"Imam jednu,radosnu vijest Mujo"
Mujo skoci onako uzbudjeno"koju,reci,sta je bilo"
Doktor:"Fata je u potpunosti izlijecena,tretman je djelovao"
Mujo se uhvati za glavu,okrenu,poce plakat,vristat,doktor za njim"sta je bilo mujo,pa zena ti je izljecena,trebas biti sretan,nece umrijeti"
Mujo:"ma znam doktore,ali da sam znao ovo prije mogao sam i mater izlijeciti" :lol:
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furija
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 19:18 
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Bratee, nestao i humor u vicevima.
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 19:37 
sta ba nesta humor...ovaj stalkerov je jedan od najjacih sto sam cuo ikad :lol: :lol: :lol:
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 20:01 
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dobar dobar stalkerov ....... :razz:


nego da mi jedan vic ispricamo ............ :mrgreen:



zaustavi policajac muju u autu i pšita ga vozacku i osobnu ....
daje mujo njemu novcanik a u novcaniku samo plasticna kasikica
kaze policajac - sta je ovo
kaze mujo - pa to vam je za kafu
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 20:11 
idu dvije patke i jedna upita ovu drugu
" ocemol se malo odmorit"?
"dapace"
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 20:15 
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idu dvije cackalice ulicom sretnu lizalo i kau vidi glavonje :mrgreen:
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 23:47 
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mrkva wrote:
dobar dobar stalkerov ....... :razz:


nego da mi jedan vic ispricamo ............ :mrgreen:



zaustavi policajac muju u autu i pšita ga vozacku i osobnu ....
daje mujo njemu novcanik a u novcaniku samo plasticna kasikica
kaze policajac - sta je ovo
kaze mujo - pa to vam je za kafu


Ahahahah, kako se ismijah !!! :D
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 23:49 
SODOM wrote:
idu dvije patke i jedna upita ovu drugu
" ocemol se malo odmorit"?
"dapace"


ovaj mi je posebno drag ocam
sodome, ajd jednom u zenicu, castimo tjeskoba i ja rakijom ocam'
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 23:57 
Moondust wrote:
SODOM wrote:
idu dvije patke i jedna upita ovu drugu
" ocemol se malo odmorit"?
"dapace"


ovaj mi je posebno drag ocam
sodome, ajd jednom u zenicu, castimo tjeskoba i ja rakijom ocam'


mogo bi vala bas :mrgreen:

rakijica i presley ubitacna kombinacija :twisted: :twisted:

a i onaj pathologist mi je obeco dvd destructiona tako da bi mogo doc :mrgreen:
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:01 
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presley wos a sucker jel na to mislis ?
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:06 
upravo na to
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:14 
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mocno ......znaci to je bend od mondust-A ..... valjda ........



hodaju dvije cackalice ulicom sretnu iglu i kazu vidi robota :mrgreen:
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:41 
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Sjede dva patka pedofila,kad jedan ce drugom:
"joj bih ja mogao nesto sad jebat,onako mlado...a bil ti sta a?"
A drugi ce na to:
"Dapače!"
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:43 
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sjede baba i đed na terasi ......... i kaze đed babi aj mi napravi sendvić ............ kaže baba ok nema problema :mrgreen:
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Pathologist
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 12:04 
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SODOM wrote:
Moondust wrote:
SODOM wrote:
idu dvije patke i jedna upita ovu drugu
" ocemol se malo odmorit"?
"dapace"


ovaj mi je posebno drag ocam
sodome, ajd jednom u zenicu, castimo tjeskoba i ja rakijom ocam'


mogo bi vala bas :mrgreen:

rakijica i presley ubitacna kombinacija :twisted: :twisted:

a i onaj pathologist mi je obeco dvd destructiona tako da bi mogo doc :mrgreen:


Ma svrati čovječe,i ako ti treba još nekih stvari,samo reci(mislim DVD-ovi i zika).
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 12:12 
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hodaju dvije igle ulicom i sretnu pincetu .......... kaze igla vidi sijamskih blizanaca :mrgreen:





moje remekdjelo :mrgreen:
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furija
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 17:18 
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mrkva wrote:
sjede baba i đed na terasi ......... i kaze đed babi aj mi napravi sendvić ............ kaže baba ok nema problema :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 23:32 
eee jeste neki...sto mi hitiste temu u offtopic


Pravi mrkva profil na rock-planetu i treba da upise password
on pgleda oko sebe da vidi ima li koga te se zlobno nasmijesi i upise "Kurac"

nakon par sekundi stize error: "zao nam je, vasa sifra je premala"
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 23:36 
SODOM wrote:
eee jeste neki...sto mi hitiste temu u offtopic


Pravi mrkva profil na rock-planetu i treba da upise password
on pgleda oko sebe da vidi ima li koga te se zlobno nasmijesi i upise "Kurac"

nakon par sekundi stize error: "zao nam je, vasa sifra je premala"


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

ocam, rakija nije dovoljna :mrgreen:
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 23:38 
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sodome kul ti je vic :mrgreen:
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