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blessing
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 16. 06. 2009. 19:41 
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PostPosted: 16. 06. 2009. 20:07 
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Bad::Brain
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 06. 2009. 19:05 
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Pao mujo sa balkona ... i pritrcavaju ljudi podizu ga ...
nekako on stade jedva na noge .
Prolazi suljo i pita
-sta se ovo dogadja mujo
-nemam pojma evo i ja tek doso
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Azrael661
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PostPosted: 01. 07. 2009. 15:41 
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Mijenjam šator za dvoje(korišten samo jedanput) za dječija kolica
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 06. 07. 2009. 01:23 
Koliki je crnogorski rekord na 100m??





62m
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Azrael661
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PostPosted: 06. 07. 2009. 22:07 
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Kom opanci, tom i jerry

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furija
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PostPosted: 07. 07. 2009. 00:48 
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Buahahhahhahahahaa majkooo!!
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PostPosted: 09. 07. 2009. 00:23 
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sjeo sin pred oca i kaze
joooo stari ... prokurvo sam ti se pravo...
kae njemu stari - ma to rodio babo...tako sam ti i ja u tvojim godinama - haj sjedni da malo popricamo o tome...

ma joo stari ne mogu ti sjediti...boli me guzica
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 13. 07. 2009. 14:23 
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Kako zemunac cestita sestri na polozeniom ispitu?
- Sestro brate, ćale si, keve mi

Šta kaže zemunac frizeru kad hoće da se ošiša?
- Znači brate jebi mi kevu sa strane, a odozgo me ispoštuj
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Bad::Brain
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 13. 07. 2009. 22:04 
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Eo jedan strasssaann.

Idu dvije babe ulicom... jedva.
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 00:13 
Koja je razlika izmedju jeza i jezice????


- jez ima jednu bodlju vise :mrgreen:
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 00:38 
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Pravio Huso nerede po koncentracionom logoru za vrijeme drugog svjetskog..& odvedu ga Himleru ...
Naređuje Himler : "Odma ga u gasnu komoru!
Huso:"Nemoj Hilmija matereti , boli glava odkako sam zadnji put bio!"

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Pathologist
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PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 10:30 
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Kako Crnogorac drka?
Zabije kitu u zemlju i čeka zemljotres :mrgreen:
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Bad::Brain
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 11:22 
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Mujo i Suljo.
Mujo: Jerane izgleda da ce biti veliko sranje u sarajevu.
Suljo: Sto?
Mujo: Maloprije prodje kamion toalet papira...
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 13:28 
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Dođe sanaderova žena na pregled ginekologu, pita je on: "kako je pičkica danas?"
- Ma eno ga kući čita nešto
:lol: :lol:

Zaustavi policajac mostarca i govori mu: "morat cemo obaviti par testova da vidimo jeste li sposobni za voznju, ako padnete morat cemo vam kaznu napisati oduzet vozacku" i pita ga policajac "Idu prema vama 2 svjetla, Å¡ta je to"
-mostarac: pa auto
-policajac:pa dobro koje marke, jeli audi, honda, mercedes?
-mostarac: a kako cu to znati?
sljedeće pitanje:"ide prema vama jedno svjetlo šta je to?"
-mostarac:pa motor šta će biti
-policajac: pa dobro jeli suzuki, yamaha, kawasaki
-mostarac: nemam pojma, a mogu li ja vama postaviti jedno pitanje?
-policajac: slobodno
-mostarac: vozite se cestom i vidite na trotoaru žensku u dopičnjaku, halteri, štikle, dekolte, sve to, šta je?
-policajac: pa kurva
-mostarac: pa dobro jeli vam žena, sestra, majka

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Addi
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PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 13:40 
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ahahaha beton taj 2.
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Azrael661
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PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 13:54 
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Takmiče se francuz, amerikanac i mostarac tko ce izvesti bolju točku sa životinjom, dođe prvi francuz sa tuljanom, baci loptu tuljan je pođe pepat, žiri oduševljen diže osmice, dođe amerikanac sa tigrom i vatrenim krugom, tigar pođe preskakat kroz to žiri diže devetke, dođe mostarac sa zmijom, baci je na pod, zapali cigar i otvori teretnu, zmija samo sssssssssss, gledaju svi nije im jasno, zmija opet ssssssssssssss, taman ga odluče diskvalificirat kad zmija ssssssssssinooooc sam, sinoc sam, pola kafane popio..

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blessing
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 16:01 
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ahahhahahha kult i sanader i ova 2 sa mostarcima xD
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blessing
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 16:05 
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natječu se amerikanac , francuz i bosanac ko če vise da izdrka ... dode francuz nakon 6 sati drkanja dere se ¨¨ donesite mi lavor ¨¨ i napuni on lavor ... dode amerikanac nakon 1 dana drkanja izade i dere se ¨¨ donesite mi kadu ¨¨ i napuni on kadu ... dode bosanac ... proso 1 , 2, 3 , 4 dana proso tjedan ... izlazi bosanac i dere se ¨¨ donesite mi mikrofon ¨¨ pitaju ga oni sta ce ti mikrofon ... kaze bosanac donesi mikrofon jebem ti mater ... donesu oni njemu mikrofon ... i kaze on ... ko nezna plivat neka pocne bjezat : D

kult :mrgreen:
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 16:19 
to je staro ko Vampir plavo oko
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