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Smrdo
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 16. 07. 2010. 17:57 
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Chuck Norris je eksirao vodu iz cesme.



Dva puta.


To svako može u Tuzli :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Smrdo
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 19. 07. 2010. 22:42 
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Metalac na kontrolnom iz Hemije

1. "Napišite još tri metala"
aluminijum, cink, kobalt, ______, ______, _______

Metalac: Ovo prvi put vidim. A gdje su trash, death, black,...?


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anthrax
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PostPosted: 19. 07. 2010. 22:51 
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Smrdo
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 19. 07. 2010. 22:52 
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Ti nisi iso na poravni iz hemije :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Al\m/a
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 19. 07. 2010. 23:10 
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Obezglavator
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PostPosted: 19. 07. 2010. 23:17 
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Al\m/a wrote:
Dumb

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Bad::Brain
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 08. 2010. 22:57 
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Pise cigo pismo sinu u vojsku:
"Zena ti se porodila, dobio si brata!"

8) :mrgreen:
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artredis
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 08. 2010. 01:15 
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Ovak na katu di su tri stana uleću stalno jebeni cigani umirat. Svaki dan mi dođu umrijet bar 2 cigana i nemam ideje kak da se riješim toga, od čitave jebene zgrade od 10 ulaza u svakoj po 7 8 katova, naravno, baš na moj. Znam da malo zvuči glupavo sve to, al ono, još bum neku bolest zaradio od čišćenja te bolesnoće. Nemre se zatvorit taj dio nikak....

Inače ak vidite bakice i dedeke da hrane cigane, reci te im da to ne rade
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odi ti njima i umri


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Pathologist
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 08. 2010. 10:46 
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Trčao zeko šumom i upadne u golemu rupu.Vapi,jauče al pomoći nema.Slučajno to opazi konj i dođe do provalije,al shvati da ga čak ni on ne može izvadit iz belaja,pa mu ostade samo jedna stvar.Konj se nage preko provalije,a zeko se uhvati za njegovo spolovilo i izvuče se,ali konj zape slučajno,pa i on pade u rupu.Zeko ne zna šta će,jer to je jedini spas ali on toliku stvar kao konjo nema.Ipak,sjeti se da ima mobitel pa zovnu vuču po nesretnog konju.

Poenta: Ko nema mobilni,ima obilni.
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 08. 2010. 11:25 
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Doktore imam amneziju ?

- Šta imaš ?

Å ta Å¡ta imam ?
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core
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 08. 2010. 11:49 
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Doš'o lik (slikar) u studijo na nekom dnevniku...
- Dobro veče.
- Dobro veče
- Amater ?
- A mater okopava bašču, pere suđe, veš... :mrgreen:
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PostPosted: 23. 08. 2010. 12:31 
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core wrote:
Doš'o lik (slikar) u studijo na nekom dnevniku...
- Dobro veče.
- Dobro veče
- Amater ?
- A mater okopava bašču, pere suđe, veš... :mrgreen:


neznas ni napisat kako bog zapovjeda :roll: da te ispravim ;)

core wrote:
Doš'o lik (slikar) u studijo na nekom dnevniku...
- Dobro veče.
- Dobro veče
- Vi ste pjesnik
- da .
- Amater ?
- A mater okopava bašču, pere suđe, veš... :mrgreen:
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core
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 08. 2010. 12:43 
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jebi ga, i zaboravio sam ga, al je dobar :D
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anthrax
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PostPosted: 23. 08. 2010. 13:18 
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Pa jel pjesnik il slikar ?

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furija
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PostPosted: 23. 08. 2010. 17:55 
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Shiteater black
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 08. 2010. 18:35 
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jel ste vi šaljivdžije? :lol:
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biafra
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 08. 2010. 18:37 
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prije Kursadžije :mrgreen:
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 08. 2010. 13:22 
kako prepoznati bebu zemunca?
-ima zatamnjena stakla na inkubatoru, bre.

zemun ftw :twisted:
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core
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2010. 00:07 
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Šta je brže od Cige u bijegu ?
- Cigin mali sa DVD-ijem i daljinskim.

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vladoslayer
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2010. 00:09 
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Chuck Norris ispostio Ramazan za 3 dana.
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