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sihirbog
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2010. 12:10 
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uz dosta "bingo" srece,to je itekako moguce
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2010. 13:52 
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zapele plavusa i crnka u liftu i dere se crnka upomoc , upomoc ... niko ih necuje ,kaze crnka plavusi : ajmo sada zajedno ... dode plavusa : zajedno , zajedno , zajedno ... :lol:
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2010. 23:36 
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došo Spiderman u Zavidoviće, baci paučinu na zgradu, okrenu se dva-tri puta pa reče : A u pičku materinu kud sad
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2010. 23:37 
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kako u Å irokom zovu spajdermena ? ... spajdo
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2010. 23:37 
username: wrote:
došo Spiderman u Zavidoviće, baci paučinu na zgradu, okrenu se dva-tri puta pa reče : A u pičku materinu kud sad


sad ce te dinko jebat
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Hedon
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 27. 08. 2010. 12:08 
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By Bishevac Goran

Nabildovani momak u teretani podiže tegove. Prilazi mu plavuša i pita ga:- Ćao slatkišu, šta radiš u subotu?- Leđa i noge
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lord krvolok
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 27. 08. 2010. 22:04 
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:lol: :lol:
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core
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 27. 08. 2010. 22:52 
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Hoće Perica da se igra "tate i mame" sa materom.

Mati se zabrine, te ode kod psihologa i kaže za taj problem.

Njoj psiholog kaže da mu udovolji, ali umjereno...

Drugi dan, Perica opet pita mater da se igraju.

Kaže ona: "Dobro"

Perica njoj: "Idi u sobu, raspremi se i lezi na krevet"

Ode ona...

Perica uđe u sobu i kaže "Kurvo, samo misliš na kurac, hajde ustaj da djetu kupimo biciklo",

:twisted: :twisted:
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AA
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 11:19 
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ulazi žena u mesnicu, pita mesara:

- je li imate nogice?

- jok eto na kurcu stojim!
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core
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 12:37 
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hahah :lol: :lol:

Došle crnka i plavuša u kafić.

Kaže crnka meni jedan hibiskus.

- Plavuša: šta ti je to ?

Crnka: čaj...

Plavuša: Haj' daj i meni jedan hibiskus od kamilice.

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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 12:46 
core wrote:
Hoće Perica da se igra "tate i mame" sa materom.

Mati se zabrine, te ode kod psihologa i kaže za taj problem.

Njoj psiholog kaže da mu udovolji, ali umjereno...

Drugi dan, Perica opet pita mater da se igraju.

Kaže ona: "Dobro"

Perica njoj: "Idi u sobu, raspremi se i lezi na krevet"

Ode ona...

Perica uđe u sobu i kaže "Kurvo, samo misliš na kurac, hajde ustaj da djetu kupimo biciklo",

:twisted: :twisted:


genijalan :lol:
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sihirbog
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 13:01 
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opali ste boga vam

ev jedan sto sinoc cuh


Doso cigo u dzamiju
hodza: cigo, jesil uzeo abdest?
cigo: nisam ja hodza allaham'
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 13:03 
sihirbog wrote:
opali ste boga vam

ev jedan sto sinoc cuh


Doso cigo u dzamiju
hodza: cigo, jesil uzeo abdest?
cigo: nisam ja hodza allaham'


star vic kolko i sam islam
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sihirbog
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 13:05 
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pa naravno

samo retro
bolje neg te perice ivice marice,crnke i plavkice
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Pathologist
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 13:16 
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Nadvikuju se klinjo i klinka:

Klinjo: Ja imam čokoladu ti nemaaaš!
Klinka: Ja imam sladoled,ti nemaaaaš!
Klinjo: Ja imam kurac ti nemaaaaš!
Klinka: Ja kad narastem imat ću ih stoooooo!

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core
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 13:56 
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Dogovore se Haso i Huso da odu na utakmicu i da za svaki go cugnu po čašicu šljive/brllje.

Utakmica zavrži 0:0.

Kaže Haso Husi: "Jebeš fudbal, hajmo gledat košarku"

:lol:
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_MisericorD_
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 16:22 
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core wrote:
Dogovore se Haso i Huso da odu na utakmicu i da za svaki go cugnu po čašicu šljive/brllje.

Utakmica zavrži 0:0.

Kaže Haso Husi: "Jebeš fudbal, hajmo gledat košarku"

:lol:


vic koji je ispricao NIJAZ D KULTNJAK...i pricao ga je 10 minuta haman
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primjer
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 16:25 
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joj kako znaju smorit ljudi s vicevima tako :? fakat deset minuta jednostavan vic.. i ti ono na pola vica skotas sta ce se desit, al jok! slusat ti je do kraja
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sihirbog
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 16:44 
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bolji su oni kad pitaju "e znas onaj..." pa u daljnem opisu otkrije kraj vica pa ga onda isprica...
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primjer
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 08. 2010. 16:47 
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haha, uh joj ima i takvih. a ima onih kad ti kazes: znam, a on ko da te nije cuo, nastavi pricat vic :lol:
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