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shitpifter
 Post subject: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 20:46 
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Evo primjera:

Jesi li čuo da su popu Šimi ukrali biciklo?
Hajd' nam otiđi po šampite?
Hoćeš jedan čaj od šipuraka?
Ljubi kurac odsjekla mašina.
Jes ti ikad okreno obali kurac?
Jesi gledo film "Mamuti na ostrvu?"
Šta bi volio da imaš na majici?
Kolko mi ga sat?
Jebo bi te nešto pitat, al ne mogu te derat odavde.


Itd.

Sad vi terajte dalje.
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core
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 20:51 
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Konj tu sjedi.
Jel' te Drago ?
Jel' te Milo ?
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shitpifter
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 21:02 
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jel te drago i jel te milo su krieg! hehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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core
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 21:08 
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U Fatime za dva jaja dobiješ kesicu bombona :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:
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Dee Sub Wun
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 21:31 
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molim
osam
i po
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 21:36 
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Jesil pio one tablete gladimidol i kurcimicin ?
Znaš li gdje se nalazi Donji Lapiš ?
Ima čovjek na pijaci deka po pet maraka ...

ma nema im kraja ...

:lol:
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biafra
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 21:49 
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ima dobra jagnjetina u Fatime vise Jajca :mrgreen:
a cuo sam jednom neki se lik drugom uvlaci i hvali ga kako je beg i dobro zaradjuje, a ovaj ga pita: 'bil ti moj pos'o?' :twisted:
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core
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 21:52 
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Ima ti sjaja.
Ima ti smoga.

:mrgreen:
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Alejandro
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 21:54 
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jebem ti jamajku i sve ostale drzave :mrgreen:
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biafra
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 21:55 
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a isao sam u srednju s jednim grmaljima iz Jezerskog koji se nalazi u picki materinoj, i zimi kad god jedan od njih, Osman, udje u razred, neki vikne: 'evo Osmana sasniga' :lol:
u Prijedoru je bio jedan Dado, zivio na Brdu ( skup naselja na jednom brdu 10km prije grada ), kad god doleti do carsije neko komentarise 'evo Dado sasho' hehe
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core
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 22:02 
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Alejandro wrote:
jebem ti jamajku i sve ostale drzave :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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UooU
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 23:12 
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na kurcu te nosam :D
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as_the_sun_sets
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 29. 03. 2011. 23:18 
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Volis li saMog mlijeka?

Hajd' reci: djevojke se rumene!

Ko bi rekô, ko bili se nadô!

Dal bi oprô miga za 100 maraka?

Kog pjevaca bi volio imati na majci?

Imas trave u ustima? Nemam. Kud moj prodje tu trava ne raste!

Ovo je vise kao stih neki:
Stoku Raca cuva :)
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punkbeg
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 04. 04. 2011. 16:45 
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ljubi kurac odsjekla masina
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 04. 04. 2011. 18:13 
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Jesil se vozio u Jetti pozadi ?
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shitpifter
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 04. 04. 2011. 19:03 
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haj reci šatrovački "smeđe boje"

šta je teže, kila perja il kila kamenja?

riba i po - dinar i po, kolko je pet riba?
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Edin
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 04. 04. 2011. 20:44 
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-2^3 = ?
-8.
-Na kurcu te nosam.
-Jâk si mi govordžija, na mom kurcu motordžija.
-Da ti meni rahat bio, pa se na mom nasladio.
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punkbeg
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 04. 04. 2011. 22:10 
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LopeZ wrote:
-2^3 = ?
-8.
-Na kurcu te nosam.
-Jâk si mi govordžija, na mom kurcu motordžija.
-Da ti meni rahat bio, pa se na mom nasladio.

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pitaj mater ko sam.
ako ti je ovo rima mog'o bi nam svima.
to je rima od mog brata, moj ti kurac dodje tata.


stucne-moj te tucne,itd itd
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primjer
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 05. 04. 2011. 09:54 
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sretna nova, jebem ti staru
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Stargazer
 Post subject: Re: Glupi, ali dobri fazoni
PostPosted: 06. 04. 2011. 10:27 
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Pricaju glup i gluh:

Gluhi: Kolko je 4+4?
Glupi: 7
Gluhi: Na kurcu te nosam!
:lol:
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