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Posted: 16. 11. 2005. 16:10Bosnia
Official languages:
Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian,Arabian, Bosno-Serbo-Croat, Croato-Bosno-Serb, Serbo-be-bo-bo-Cro-Magnon, Be-Bop, ßõšʼnĭİĩãåâò (Øêpǚb³ĩká Ãĭàķà itīkǻ)
Capital Srnjvzèstrkljštrj
Ruler Paddy Ashdown (aka Mecha-Ashdown)
Established June 23, 1189
Currency The cigarette
National Sports Smoking, Civil War, Football [not the pussy american version]
National anthem "Fuck You, We Shoot You In Head"
Bosnia was created in 1189 to give Serbia and Croatia somewhere to have regular fights without damaging their own lands. And boy, did they ever.
Bosnia became such a popular tool for solving disputes that many countries placed advanced bookings to bomb it in order to settle their differences. As a result of this continued bombardment, the indigenous population of Bosnia have evolved an immunity to death by violent means, and native Bosnians have been observed walking unharmed from air disasters, bombing attacks etc., whilst complaining about the plaster in their hair and how the smell of gunpowder is so persistent.
Bosnia abolished approximately 75% of its Vowels in The Great Vowel Purge (Cvrjst N Srtjdnjlsk Prdnzslj) of 1944, after discovering that they had been collaborating with the Nazi occupiers of the country. The diacritical marks of the language attempted to exploit the resulting confusion, and succeeded in wresting control of 30% of the language, forming the breakaway province "Øêpǚb³ĩká Ãĭàķà itīkǻ". Between 1944 and 1992, Bosnia was ruled by the letter 'j' under a system of Non-Aligned Consonantism.
Since 1992, Bosnia has been ruled and administrated by the superhuman cyborg Mecha-Ashdown. This 18-ton killing machine was originally designed and built by the SAS, and was first used to suppress the attempted takeover of Earth by the minions of Oprah in 1987. With Oprah's military capabilities severely reduced, the British government redeployed the Mecha-Ashdown in Bosnia to settle a dispute with France about whose turn it was to sweep the Channel Tunnel.
However, the Mecha-Ashdown was reprogrammed by the physicist and techno-wizard Chesney Hawks, and since 1992 has stood as Overlord of Bosnia, preventing other countries from resolving their disputes there. This had repercussions for Serbia and Croatia, who are now forced to drive to Greece to do their fighting instead.
Population
The population mainly consists of indigenous invincible rock-people who are impervious to violent death. As a consequence of this, approximately 12% of Bosnia's population are Jedi.
The two widespread immigrant populations in Bosnia are the Ewochs and the Storm Troopers. There is much antagonism between the two because of the former's habit of using Storm Trooper helmets as impromptu percussion instruments and the latter's habit of setting fire to small furry things. The Ewochs spread into Bosnia from south western Europe whilst the Storm Troopers arrived with the expansion of the Ottoman Empire. Many Ewochs converted to the Dark Side out of convenience and also because of the fantastic dental plan. Wookies, famously, don't live on Bosnia.
Official languages:
Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian,Arabian, Bosno-Serbo-Croat, Croato-Bosno-Serb, Serbo-be-bo-bo-Cro-Magnon, Be-Bop, ßõšʼnĭİĩãåâò (Øêpǚb³ĩká Ãĭàķà itīkǻ)
Capital Srnjvzèstrkljštrj
Ruler Paddy Ashdown (aka Mecha-Ashdown)
Established June 23, 1189
Currency The cigarette
National Sports Smoking, Civil War, Football [not the pussy american version]
National anthem "Fuck You, We Shoot You In Head"
Bosnia was created in 1189 to give Serbia and Croatia somewhere to have regular fights without damaging their own lands. And boy, did they ever.
Bosnia became such a popular tool for solving disputes that many countries placed advanced bookings to bomb it in order to settle their differences. As a result of this continued bombardment, the indigenous population of Bosnia have evolved an immunity to death by violent means, and native Bosnians have been observed walking unharmed from air disasters, bombing attacks etc., whilst complaining about the plaster in their hair and how the smell of gunpowder is so persistent.
Bosnia abolished approximately 75% of its Vowels in The Great Vowel Purge (Cvrjst N Srtjdnjlsk Prdnzslj) of 1944, after discovering that they had been collaborating with the Nazi occupiers of the country. The diacritical marks of the language attempted to exploit the resulting confusion, and succeeded in wresting control of 30% of the language, forming the breakaway province "Øêpǚb³ĩká Ãĭàķà itīkǻ". Between 1944 and 1992, Bosnia was ruled by the letter 'j' under a system of Non-Aligned Consonantism.
Since 1992, Bosnia has been ruled and administrated by the superhuman cyborg Mecha-Ashdown. This 18-ton killing machine was originally designed and built by the SAS, and was first used to suppress the attempted takeover of Earth by the minions of Oprah in 1987. With Oprah's military capabilities severely reduced, the British government redeployed the Mecha-Ashdown in Bosnia to settle a dispute with France about whose turn it was to sweep the Channel Tunnel.
However, the Mecha-Ashdown was reprogrammed by the physicist and techno-wizard Chesney Hawks, and since 1992 has stood as Overlord of Bosnia, preventing other countries from resolving their disputes there. This had repercussions for Serbia and Croatia, who are now forced to drive to Greece to do their fighting instead.
Population
The population mainly consists of indigenous invincible rock-people who are impervious to violent death. As a consequence of this, approximately 12% of Bosnia's population are Jedi.
The two widespread immigrant populations in Bosnia are the Ewochs and the Storm Troopers. There is much antagonism between the two because of the former's habit of using Storm Trooper helmets as impromptu percussion instruments and the latter's habit of setting fire to small furry things. The Ewochs spread into Bosnia from south western Europe whilst the Storm Troopers arrived with the expansion of the Ottoman Empire. Many Ewochs converted to the Dark Side out of convenience and also because of the fantastic dental plan. Wookies, famously, don't live on Bosnia.
? by a Janez that built a parking lot on the Austrian-Croatian border. The man who remained anonymous is referred to as God in Slovenia. Actually, the guy built it illegaly so the United States of Armenia decided to tear it down! (but they can't find it on the map)
