Rock Planet

http://home.comcast.net/~wepon1984/ultimateshowdown.swf

Malo se duze Downloada ali vrijedi cekati! Fucking ultimate showdown!!!

hahahhahaah.... al' ipak je Chuck Norris bog

internet je pun sranja...al ovo je ok - kao sranje!

fuck it, vidio. not funny.

a jebemu, zar nas pjesma nije sve ujedinila? pravo je gay

ovaj sam film pogledo milijun puta kao dijete

ju bi ded... chuck norris madafaka!

pogledo sam ko balavac skoro svaku epizodu "Walker Texas Corpse Ranger"-a, i bilo mi je zanimljivo...

sad ne mogu da ga pogledam a da ne dobijem spazme u stomaku od njega...

Bruce Lee je ubio boga u njemu, tako mu i treba!

Walker - Texas Corpse!

ja samo znam da bi samuraj jack ubio boga u svima njima...

ne...al ja ih volim sviju - na ražnju

jarane, kako ga je Bruce Lee slomio eee Na zmajevom putu eee...kakav ba chuck norris

nijesi

totali stupid.

Hehe.. hehe.. Chucky boy.. hehe..

Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.


Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking."

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever

Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living shit out of every-thing that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.

There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.

In the movie “Back to the Future” they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Mi-chael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.

Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.

Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erec-tion.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Ima vec tema sa cinjenicama!!

ju bi ded !!!

jebote ,ne mog use sjetit kako se Wlker zvao u seriji... mislim, koje mu je ime bilo?

Cordell..

ou jea, tenks bič