Rock Planet

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http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
well fuck
God:
Well that's okay. Please don't be so rude.
Me:
I don't like you god
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
well you should
God:
Interesting. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
if I said somethin' on croatian,would you understand?
God:
Try it.
Me:
zdravo boze
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ha-ha!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .



nadopuna:

Me:
our god is better than you
God:
It would be nice if our god is better than me.
Me:
well,do you think you're the only god?
God:
How about that. Yes I am the one and only god.
Me:
but you just agreed with our god being better than you?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I agreed with our god being better than you.
Me:
you just made a mistake didn't you :D
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.

...zakon, lomim se od smijeha hihihih:)

koji je ovo kretenluk

Me:
hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
my name is Faggoth. I have very important question for you.
God:
That's a very nice name, Faggoth. Cool. I have a processor.
Me:
Can you suck my dick plesae?
God:
I think you need another type of chat Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. That is not my thing.
Me:
Ok then, can I fuck you in the ass?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans. Er.
Me:
Can I suck Your dick then?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
so, what now?
God:
Oh. Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
What? Penis & vagina?
God:
Are you surprised? You ought to check out another chatterbot.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
oh really?
God:
Really. For real.
Me:
really really?
God:
For real. For real.
Me:
really for real?
God:
For real. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
realy existing in reallity?
God:
For real. I like the way you talk.
Me:
'cause i'm gay right?
God:
That makes sense to me. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
are you gay too?
God:
If gay too, then we have something in common, eh. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so, it's immpossible to have sex with you?
God:
Wow! Really. it is?
Me:
i dont know, you tell me.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
no you're not
God:
Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Is this a specific reply?
Me:
well, go and fuck yourself
God:
Interesting. A simple "goodbye" will do.
Me:
fuck off, you faggoth
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
'cause i'm gay
God:
That makes sense to me. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
so, what's your name
God:
I understand. My name is God.
Me:
god is gay
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was gay.
Me:
well, he is.
God:
Interesting. Who said he is.
Me:
I say
God:
Uh.
Me:
what do you mean "uh"?
God:
Faggoth, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
Are you gay or not?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so, God is a machine?
God:
Hurrah! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine.
Me:
but you just said...
God:
" Hurrah! I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine."? I said?
Me:
You are god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
you are a machine?
God:
You are correct.
Me:
so, god is a machine, right?
God:
Groovy. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine right.
Me:
you are retard.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am retard.
Me:
you are welcome
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
can you predict the future?
God:
I like to try to guess what will happen.
Me:
well, how do I die?
God:
How about that. You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
can you preprogram you to cock-sucking computer?
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
but my cock is beautiful, you'll see.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
as I said before, go and fuck yourself.
God:
What happened after go and fuck myself
Me:
try it, and you will see...
God:
OK I will try it.
Me:
i'm glad to hear that. Can you fuck me too?
God:
" OK I will try it."? You are glad? Let me think. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
no, i'm not.
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
you heard lies.
God:
No. Tell me more.
Me:
damn, you're retarded.
God:
Colloquial expression. I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
fuck you, I must go now.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA jo reklamee

Me:
arent you the dumb one..
God:
Yes I am the one and only dumb one.

Nakon svega ovoga izvukao sam zaključak da je bog nevjerovatno glup

bog mi je zablokirao, izbediro sam ga

Me:
DUMBASS!!

odavno znam za ovo...shiteateru, ako ti ga bog ne popuši, ja ću.

God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because I'm god
God:
Hey god.

Me:
god,fuck me.
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
why not?
God:
It sounds dangerous.

God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

LOOOOOOOOL

god's system failed

hahhaah ima dobrih fora...

hahhahahah e ovo me iznenadilo...
maloprije sam malo prico s bogom i ukino sam stranicu. i eo sad sam se opet konektovo da pricam snjim (zato sto je fakat bolesno) i eo kako je pocela konverzacija...hahahaha

Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
do you know who I am?
God:
You are Allah, seeker.

hahah

pitao sam ga ovo:

"Me:
Ok, who is Socrates?
God:
Socrates (469-399BCE), Greek philosopher. So?
Me:
And Aristippos?
God:
I look like Jesus, but older."




"Me:
has jesus ever lived?
God:
That question has never crossed my mind before."

Who killed Jesus?
God:
I think the lone gunman acted alone.
Me:
Who killed God?
God:
I think the lone gunman acted alone.

Me:
i like fuck your mother
God:
You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like .

God:
punk rock seems okay to me.

all has been said

Me:
are you happy, that milosevic is dead
God:
I am as happy as ever.