hahhah... samo za zenske pt. III

The hardest years in life are those btw 10 and 70. Helen Hayes, at age 73
Whoever thought up the word "mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. Jan King
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are the less intelligent the men become. Anita Wise
Whatever woman must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whilton
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow
35 is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer U.
You see a lot of smart guys whit dumb woman. But you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong
When woman are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler
Behind every succesful man is a suprised woman. Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man – if you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
I am a marrelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Linda Ellerbee
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying noose around your neck? Marrie Corell
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt
Whoever thought up the word "mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. Jan King
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome
A lot of guys think the larger a woman's breasts are, the less intelligent she is. I think it's the opposite. I think the larger a woman's breasts are the less intelligent the men become. Anita Wise
Whatever woman must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whilton
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. Carrie Snow
35 is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. Caryn Leschen
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. Jennifer U.
You see a lot of smart guys whit dumb woman. But you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. Erica Jong
When woman are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler
Behind every succesful man is a suprised woman. Maryon Pearson
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man – if you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher
I am a marrelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Linda Ellerbee
If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying noose around your neck? Marrie Corell
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. Eleanor Roosevelt