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Alejandro

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 28. 08. 2010. 16:47

Joined: 09. 08. 2009. 12:33
Posts: 2005
Location: Tuzla

pasu dvije krave travu, naidje konj i derne glavom od panj :mrgreen:

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primjer

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 28. 08. 2010. 16:48

Joined: 09. 12. 2008. 20:25
Posts: 794

samo o travi pricate jebla vas ona :razz:

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primjer

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 28. 08. 2010. 16:49

Joined: 09. 12. 2008. 20:25
Posts: 794

idu dvije zabe, pogotovo desna

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Alejandro

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 28. 08. 2010. 16:49

Joined: 09. 08. 2009. 12:33
Posts: 2005
Location: Tuzla

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... takve obozavam

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Moondust

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 31. 08. 2010. 01:21

pita cigo drugog cigu: "ej ba..jesi ti ikad lizo cistu picku"
kaze ovaj drugi: "pa sta tu ima da se lize"

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nekrodemon

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 31. 08. 2010. 01:23

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Joined: 24. 11. 2006. 19:20
Posts: 6731
Location: Sarajevo

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core

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 31. 08. 2010. 12:13

Joined: 09. 06. 2010. 22:13
Posts: 2797
Location: Tuzla

TraÅ¾ila Å¾ena lika sa dva kurca da je jebe.
Jedan po jedan se redaju i niko nema dva...
Sjeti se cigo da zaÅ¡ije joÅ¡ jedan Å¡lic na tole.
DoÄ‘e on da jebe, zavrÅ¡i sa jednim, kaÅ¾e njemu Å¾ena: "Haj sad drugi", on proturi kurac kroz drugi Å¡lic.
KaÅ¾e Å¾ena: "ZaÅ¡to je ovaj vlaÅ¾an

"
Cigo: "Plak'o Å¡to nije bio prvi." :mrgreen:

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username:

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 31. 08. 2010. 15:23

Joined: 13. 04. 2010. 12:58
Posts: 835
Location: Ð¸eÏ‰ Ð²ÑeeÄ‘ Ã¸f Ð¼eÑ‚Î±Å‚

sranje ...

dva mostarca u autu i slusaju radio mir medugorje ... i nakon po sata udari jedan drugoga i govori mu : ugasi to , ugasi to ... ovaj drugi se prepo i pita ga : sto bolan ... kaze prvi : pa sace kupiti lemuzinu xD

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Concubine

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 05. 09. 2010. 23:51

Joined: 04. 09. 2010. 22:27
Posts: 169
Location: Sarajevo

Stoje dvije sove na grani, i jedna ce "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU", a druga "idi u picku materinu prepade me" :mrgreen:

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username:

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 06. 09. 2010. 14:57

Joined: 13. 04. 2010. 12:58
Posts: 835
Location: Ð¸eÏ‰ Ð²ÑeeÄ‘ Ã¸f Ð¼eÑ‚Î±Å‚

Ozenio se Mujo Japankom i otisao zivjeti u Japan.
Poslije nekog vremena dode mu Haso u posjetu.Sjedose na divane i Haso pita:
- Bolan, Mujo, kako se vas dvoje razumijete?
- Mimikom, brate - odgovori Mujo.
Uto ulazi mlada, vadi dojku i pokazu......je je Muji... Mujo skoci, ode u drugu sobu, zaskoci zeninu majku,a kad zavrsi uze kantu vode i prolije vodu po zeni. Haso ga zbunjen upita:
- Bolan, Mujo, sto to uradi?
- Pa, ona mi je rekla :
- Idi kupi mlijeko, a ja njoj:
- J....m ti mater, zar ne vidis da pada kisa!

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core

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 06. 09. 2010. 15:33

Joined: 09. 06. 2010. 22:13
Posts: 2797
Location: Tuzla

DoÅ¡'o otac ispred ekonomskog fakulteta sa teletom.
KaÅ¾e mu portir: "Gospodine, Å¡ta Ä‡e ovdje tele, nije ovo stoÄna pijaca!"
Otac: "Nije ovo tele, tele je gore polaÅ¾e ispit, ovo je MITO"

:lol:

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username:

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 15. 09. 2010. 22:50

Joined: 13. 04. 2010. 12:58
Posts: 835
Location: Ð¸eÏ‰ Ð²ÑeeÄ‘ Ã¸f Ð¼eÑ‚Î±Å‚

Å¡ta je to kuÄ‡a-kuÄ‡a , kuÄ‡a-kuÄ‡a

Ekrem JevriÄ‡ dobio otkaz :twisted:

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Obezglavator

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 15. 09. 2010. 23:11

Joined: 01. 02. 2010. 20:13
Posts: 2161
Location: Brazil

username: wrote:

Å¡ta je to kuÄ‡a-kuÄ‡a , kuÄ‡a-kuÄ‡a

Ekrem JevriÄ‡ dobio otkaz :twisted:

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sihirbog

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 22. 09. 2010. 12:42

Joined: 27. 02. 2010. 13:01
Posts: 1598
Location: Lukavac

KaÅ¾e doktor Muji: "Mujo Å¾ivjet Ä‡eÅ¡ joÅ¡ godinu dana!"
Mujo : " A od Äega matere ti!?"

:lol:

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Master

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 22. 09. 2010. 21:26

Joined: 22. 03. 2008. 01:09
Posts: 399
Location: Ispred monitora...

Prelazi Srbin hrvatsku granicu i carinik ga pita na engleskom:

"Name?"

-Å½ivadin

"Surname?"

-TodoroviÄ‡

"Occupation?"

-No, just visit.

:lol:

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Addi

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 23. 09. 2010. 03:22

Joined: 17. 03. 2005. 15:28
Posts: 12202

sto ce hrvat i srbin pricat na engleskom

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Shiteater black

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 23. 09. 2010. 07:15

Joined: 01. 12. 2002. 20:26
Posts: 4076

a i baÅ¡ oni znaju engleski

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Dee Sub Wun

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 23. 09. 2010. 20:16

Joined: 25. 02. 2005. 00:05
Posts: 2437

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Master

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 24. 09. 2010. 00:01

Joined: 22. 03. 2008. 01:09
Posts: 399
Location: Ispred monitora...

Addi wrote:

sto ce hrvat i srbin pricat na engleskom

Da b i ti imao Å¡ta da pitaÅ¡... :roll:

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AlekS

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 12. 10. 2010. 22:18

Joined: 28. 05. 2010. 10:46
Posts: 1995

Idu dva mrava i odose......... vic u duhu prethodno napisanih na pocetku stranice.

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