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SODOM

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 01:03

Alejandro wrote:

(ne znam kol'ko kontate zemunske viceve :mrgreen:

)
Kako se zove glavni teniski turnir u Zemunu?

ZnaÄi Open :mrgreen:

joj sestro,brat si, keve mi

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anthrax

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 01:37

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SODOM wrote:

Alejandro wrote:

(ne znam kol'ko kontate zemunske viceve :mrgreen:

)
Kako se zove glavni teniski turnir u Zemunu?

ZnaÄi Open :mrgreen:

joj sestro,brat si, keve mi

Sestro brate, cale si, keve mi :mrgreen:

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SODOM

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 01:41

eh,da tako je :mrgreen:

sorry...FAIL :mrgreen:

ev jedan za popravak

Plavusa:" kontam da rode donose djecu, al da pauk odnese auto...."

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dinko

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 15:06

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furija wrote:

Mogu i ja.

ejs

meni cimer ne vjeruje da se to ne more(ti si izuzetak) i pokuÅ¡a on jednom, ne ide, drugi put, opet neÄ‡e, treÄ‡i put sam mu moro gurat ruku i opet ne moÅ¾e

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Master

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 15:23

Joined: 22. 03. 2008. 01:09
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Location: Ispred monitora...

anthrax wrote:

SODOM wrote:

Alejandro wrote:

(ne znam kol'ko kontate zemunske viceve :mrgreen:

)
Kako se zove glavni teniski turnir u Zemunu?

ZnaÄi Open :mrgreen:

joj sestro,brat si, keve mi

Sestro brate, cale si, keve mi :mrgreen:

zaboravio si kljuÄnu rijeÄ...

ZNAÄŒI sestro, brate, Ä‡ale si, keve mi ! :mrgreen:

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Azrael661

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 15:43

Joined: 19. 10. 2006. 02:58
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Location: Mostar

Evo i ja jedan :mrgreen:

Uciteljica u Zemunu ispituje prvake matematiku:
- Marice, ajde ti: koliko je 2+2?
- 4, uciteljice!
- Bravo! A 3+3?
- 6!!!!!!
- OdliÄno Marice! A koliko jeeee.... 3+2??
- Mmmmmm.... 5!!!!
- OdliÄno, Marice!
U tom momentu mali Zemunac ustaje, vadi utoku i ispaljuje 4 metka u Maricu.
Uciteljica: - Po...pobogu, dete, Å¡ta si to uradio???!!!!
Mali Zemunac: - Morao sam, brate... PreviÅ¡e je znala!

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Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 16:55

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anthrax

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 18:25

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Objasnjava Zemunac sinu sabiranje i oduzimanje: "Znaci sine, imas dve jabuke, i neko ti da jos dve jabuke... Koliko imas jabuka?"
- Cetiri, tata.
- Bravo sine, a sad ti neko uzme jednu jabuku, koliko onda imas?
- A KO CE BRE TATA DA MI UZME JABUKU???

:mrgreen:

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Master

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:39

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Ide zec Å¡umom, udari ga bojler i pogine ! :shock:

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nekrodemon

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:40

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Master wrote:

Ide zec Å¡umom, udari ga bojler i pogine ! :shock:

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dinko

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:41

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Idu dva kruha ulicom, jedan priÄa viceve, drugi se krmi od smijeha

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Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:54

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idu dva lika ulicom jedan malo vise ulijevo :shock:

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SODOM

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:55

xD wrote:

idu dva lika ulicom jedan malo vise ulijevo :shock:

idu dva lika...a POGOTOV onaj desni

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Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:57

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SODOM wrote:

xD wrote:

idu dva lika ulicom jedan malo vise ulijevo :shock:

idu dva lika...a POGOTOV onaj desni

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dinko

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:59

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xD wrote:

SODOM wrote:

xD wrote:

idu dva lika ulicom jedan malo vise ulijevo :shock:

idu dva lika...a POGOTOV onaj desni

FAIL

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Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 23:03

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dinko

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 01. 11. 2009. 23:08

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xD wrote:

:cry:

Ne budi tuÅ¾an. ajd dobro, vodiÄ‡u te na jebeni TOKIO HOTEL, sam nemoj plakat

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SODOM

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 02. 11. 2009. 00:30

Razgovaraju se 3 hodze kako oni dijele pare s Bogom.

Veli prvi: Ja povuÄem crtu i bacim pare u zrak. Å to padne s lijeve strane to je BoÅ¾je, a Å¡to padne s desne strane to je moje.

Veli drugi: Ja napravim krug i bacim pare u zrak. Å to padne u krug to je BoÅ¾je, a Å¡to padne van kruga to je moje.

Veli treÄ‡i: Ja bacim pare u zrak pa Å¡to si Bog uzme to je njegovo, a Å¡to padne na pod to je moje.

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Azrael661

Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 02. 11. 2009. 01:31

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Prolaze 2 auta i ne zna se koji je iste boje

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Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783

Posted: 02. 11. 2009. 01:35

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sjedi zena na autu , a neki dan nije bilo struje :shock:

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