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 Post subject: SASTANAK FEMINISTKINJA EX-YU
PostPosted: 17. 03. 2005. 00:47 
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Na proslom sastanku Feministkinja Ex-YU sa temom "Kako natjerati supruga da participira u kucnim poslovima" izneseno je slijedece:

Sandra iz HR: Prije tri sedmice dosla sam doma i rekla muzu da necu vise ic u nabavku, prati sudove, i usisavati. Prvi dan nisam zamjetila nikakve promjene, drugi dan sam zauzela stratesko mjesto na kaucu i popila ostatak piva u frizideru. Treci dan sam zamjetila da se moj suprug dofatio usisivaca...

Milica iz SCG: Proslog meseca sam dosla kuci s posla sa tri cekera koje sam napunila na pijaci i rekla muzu da ove godine necu sama pravit tursiju, da necu vise placati racune, kuvati, prati...Prvi dan nije bilo promena, drugi dan je sve pocelo da bazdi, treci dan je poceo da cisti po kuci.

Sabaheta iz BiH: Prije godnu dana mi je espidiro radjator u autu po ruci kad sam usipavala antifriz i puko mi film i rekla sam muzu da vise necu mjenjat ulje, cjepat drva, postavljat termo fasadu, cistit dimnjak. Prvi dan nisam primjetila nista. Drugi dan nisam primjetila nista. Treci dan sam primjetila uzas i haos koji je bio svuda oko mene. Jebga, otok mi spao sa ociju tamo dje me je Haso mazno loncem po glavi kad sam mu rekla sta sve vise necu radit.
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PostPosted: 17. 03. 2005. 00:53 
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Location: tamo gdje gdje u polju,umjesto cvjeca,rastu mine... :P
joj ovo je preeeeeeeedobro :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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hahahhahahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: 17. 03. 2005. 01:35 
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Mljah... Tipično Libijac :)
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Vidio vech. kul je.
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ovaj znam, voide, o 1 za mene...
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PostPosted: 17. 03. 2005. 05:51 
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znas al u kurcu, ovo je domicilni modifikovan :P
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PostPosted: 17. 03. 2005. 19:13 
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e ovo sam cak i ja znala.. :P
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hahah... loooooodilo :)
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PostPosted: 17. 03. 2005. 22:30 
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tako znaci..znam sto me ceka.. :cry: :lol:
ludilo!
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kak to haso rjesava efikasno..bez gubitaka
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glupo i ocekivano,nimalo smijesno
makar meni
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to ti je jer si peder i kurva.

Meni je dobar... :)
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Ha........... ha........ ha.......... :?
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dobar je vic, do jaja i nazad.
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Jbga, stari mi isprico taj vic u skracenoj verziji prije 3 godine...
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Odlican vic
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biafra wrote:
glupo i ocekivano,nimalo smijesno
makar meni


konacno neko :D
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hahahahahahahhahahahah
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Dobar je onaj, ali je ovaj isto!:

Kupali se otac i sin, odjednom se mali oklizne i umalo padne, kad se uhvati za starčevu kitu.a stari mu na to:Vidiš zašto se netreba kupat sa majkom!
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