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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 23:05 
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Apsolutno neatraktivna žena, nervozna ulazi u robnu
kuću s dvoje djece. Čovjek na ulazu joj kaže:
"Dobro jutro gospođo, imate krasnu djecu.
Da li su to blizanci?".
A ružna žena, prestane vikat, podigne nos i odgovori:
"Naravno da nisu. Stariji ima devet a mlađi sedam.
Zašto misliš da su blizanci? Zar izgledaju isto,
... budalo?".
"Ne, nikako" odgovori čovjek,
"samo ne mogu vjerovat da Vas je neko jebao dva puta.."
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 23:06 
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govori ovisnik o kokainu :
mene je bog poslao da imam sve najljepse zene,
najbolje aute i najvise para...
kaze ovisnik o heroinu: mene je bog poslao da imam sve
najbolje... a kaze ovisnik o marihuani : nisam ja nikog poslao ...




najjači :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 10. 06. 2010. 22:58 
hih

-kakav je isus kad se naduva?
-zakucan.
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Alejandro
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 10. 06. 2010. 23:56 
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Koji je najdrazi klub KKK-a? Blackburn :mrgreen:

Sta kaze Cezar kad dodje u Zemun? Zar i ti sine brate :mrgreen:
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 11. 06. 2010. 09:39 
Alejandro wrote:
Koji je najdrazi klub KKK-a? Blackburn :mrgreen:

Sta kaze Cezar kad dodje u Zemun? Zar i ti sine brate :mrgreen:


pozelio sam se ovih zemunskih! odlican! :mrgreen:
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 03. 07. 2010. 18:20 
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Sta Chuck Norris radi na Alpasinom??? Sta mu se kaze!!!! :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :twisted:
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PostPosted: 03. 07. 2010. 18:35 
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Fakin wrote:
Sta Chuck Norris radi na Alpasinom??? Sta mu se kaze!!!! :D :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :twisted:


Jak moram priznati
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PostPosted: 05. 07. 2010. 00:51 
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Nije vic ali na tabli na ulazu u grad gdje piše "Zemun" neko to prekrižio i napisao "Znači Zemun".
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PostPosted: 06. 07. 2010. 01:59 
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Chuck Norris je odabrao Đelu Hadžiselimovića !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: 06. 07. 2010. 11:02 
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Master wrote:
Chuck Norris je odabrao Đelu Hadžiselimovića !!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: Dobar
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PostPosted: 06. 07. 2010. 16:55 
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Uhvate ljudožderi cigu. I sad, pitali poglavicu šta da rade sa njim. Kaže on njima de vi njega lijepo na vatricu, lagano okrećite i stavite malo krompira na žar, a ja i žena ćemo doći predveče da jedemo. I dolazi poglavica sa ženom, a ovi cigu vrte ko ludi.. Kaže, alo jeste l' normalni šta ga vrtite tako ?

- Ma goni ga u pizdu materinu sve nam krompire pokrade !
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PostPosted: 11. 07. 2010. 14:40 
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vojnici nađu cigu na ulici i kazu mu da ce ga sada svi jebati i daju mu vazelin ... on krene mazati po srcu , ovi stali u bulje u njega i pitaju ga , sto bolan to mazes po srcu ... bol u guzi će proci , al u srcu nikada xD :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: 11. 07. 2010. 16:52 
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Moondust wrote:

pozelio sam se ovih zemunskih! odlican! :mrgreen:


Kako Zemunac otvara gepek?Izvadi utoku i kaže:'Ispoštuj me bre'!
:D
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PostPosted: 16. 07. 2010. 17:45 
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Chuck Norris je eksirao vodu iz cesme.



Dva puta.
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PostPosted: 16. 07. 2010. 17:48 
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Pathologist wrote:
Moondust wrote:

pozelio sam se ovih zemunskih! odlican! :mrgreen:


Kako Zemunac otvara gepek?Izvadi utoku i kaže:'Ispoštuj me bre'!
:D

kako mjauce macka u zemunu??
"Znači mjauuuu"!!
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PostPosted: 16. 07. 2010. 17:57 
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izaslanik wrote:
Chuck Norris je eksirao vodu iz cesme.



Dva puta.


To svako može u Tuzli :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Smrdo
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PostPosted: 19. 07. 2010. 22:42 
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Metalac na kontrolnom iz Hemije

1. "Napišite još tri metala"
aluminijum, cink, kobalt, ______, ______, _______

Metalac: Ovo prvi put vidim. A gdje su trash, death, black,...?


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PostPosted: 19. 07. 2010. 22:51 
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Ti nisi iso na poravni iz hemije :lol: :lol: :lol:
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