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siwitch
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PostPosted: 28. 05. 2005. 13:07 
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Tek kad se dobro napio sa Lemmyem, Steer sa Bradovim gay mozgicem u glavi sjebo se videc trebe u onim kicastim haljinama i jos smjesnije obucene muskarce i onda upita Lemmyja: "Jebo te sejtan, sto to pjevas Brawe New World?". "Pa cuj, traze ljudi ovdje, sta ces moram zaradjivat da prehranim sebe i svoju kravicu" - odgovori Lemmy. "Jah, a otkud ti ovdje?" - tek se sad sjeti upitat Steer. "Doso Dany Filth po mene" - odgovori Lemmy.
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potom su na scenu izasli bruce dickinson i axl rose i ubili gore navedene likove...pa su zatim odlucili...
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Gunsy
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odlucili pojest nesto fino, masno i puno kolesterola. krenuvsi na veceru u obliznji mcdonalds.. naletjeli su i na ozzya..
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Me(n)tALaC
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Koji je bio gore nastrojen, pa su se vratili nazad do Lemmyja i Steera...
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siwitch
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Tako se njih cetvorica opet napise ko stoka ... ma razvalili se totalno. Onda je Steer poceo da vrijedja Axla i Axl je poceo da place.
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Opium
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ipak to nisu bile zalosne suze, to su bile suze radosnice... axl se ustvari ubijio od smijeha... smijo se tako nekih pet minuta i povrati jebenu jetru... DUDE
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siwitch
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Steer uze jebenu jetru, odnese e do rostilja, malo prevrnu par puta i smaza je. Pod uticajem gore atmosfere Steer razvali Axlu vilicu i gurne mu saku duboko u usta. Noktima desne ruke proguli sve sto mu se naslo na putu do Axlovog srca. Izvadi mu srce na usta i zivog ga pojede... mozete mislit, nije ni isprzio :)
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Gunsy
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*u jebote...:roll:*
uto iz grmlja izleti cameron diaz pitajuci se gdje joj je justin... saznavsi da je vec odavno mrtav ,ona..
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RATAMAHATTA
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...se pridruzi ovom bolesnom derneku, i dobrovoljno dade svoje bubrege za rostilja. No kada je operacija bubrega zapocela...
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Gunsy
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skužili su da je cameron zapravo muško...
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djuro_XL
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izvanzemaljsko bice, jer ona naime - nije imala bubreg
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Gunsy
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*pa nisi izvanzemaljsko bice ak nemas 1 bubreg, ljudi se rode i sa 3.. *

anyway, bila je izvanzemaljka.. a oni se bas pale na izvanzemaljke pa su je brzo zasili natrag i odveli u sumu..
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da im pokaze zasto su vanzemaljke bolje od zemaljki...
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kada je se skinula gola...kad po citavom tijelu male sisice i picke...
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i sad nisu znali koje su prave, a koje ukrasne, pa su stali da....
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isprobavaju svaku...sve dok ne nalete na orginal...
nako sto su je jebali u orginal...odlucili su...
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...popiti malo domace rakije...
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i zagristi malo domačeg špeka sa čvarcima...
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te su zasjeli i popili bure rakije...potom...
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