Slovenia
Slovenia is a former part of the Yugoslavia It was formed in
? by a Janez that built a parking lot on the Austrian-Croatian border. The man who remained anonymous is referred to as God in Slovenia. Actually, the guy built it illegaly so the United States of Armenia decided to tear it down! (but they can't find it on the map)
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Slovenia has a population of three half-goat anonymous guys formally known as Janez, a sheep, and a half of a fish in a bucket of salted water (which represents the supreme sea; previously was two fish named Urška and Mojca but Mojca ate Urška and half of herself)
The national religion is a pagan worship of an eagle with three silicon breasts (wich are shown on Slovenia's coat of arms)
Nostradamus claims that Slovenia is the ultra hidden penthouse-kingdom of God, full of naked nuns which are actually proven to be the source of the Apocalypse
There is an urban legend that the Slovenians are a nation.
One of the guys is fat, so he had to ask for a dual citizenship, so he is Slovenian and Croatian now. That means that the population is 2 and a half.
The Slovenian alps consist of a foothill near the parking lot.
The national sport is micro skiing. Normal sized skies are longer than the country. On one occasion slovenians caused the World War of Warcraft with Austria, while trying to ski on baby sized skis.
The Slovenians claim that they invented the Pope, actually it was Karaguz Miloševiæ who did it.
The most famous person in Slovenia is JESMO.Due to his astonishing long hear, he has seduces most of the young boys in Slovenia.There is even one trash can called "I am JESMO".There is no more information about this guy,but it´s been ruomored that JESMO is in big debts,and is selling his body for money on Dolac.There is no confirmation of that,but that´s most likely to be truth,speciallly if we know that he has sold his beloved Nissan SXYZG for 2000 forints.
There is also a terrorist group called Gengstaz With Lowriders, Bling-Bling and Uzis - GWLBBU.
Size
Formally it covers 4/3 of a square meter (that is 1.333333333333.. square meter) so the Slovenians claim to have an infinite territory and claim the ultimate dictatorship over Sirius A/B.
Due to a popular believe, Prekmurje should be it's own country. Well, it's not.
Slovenians had 2 fish in the sea named Urška and Mojca (now they only have half of Mojca)
Industry
The economy staple of Slovenia is a bottle of goat milk per day (the guys milk their goat pairs). They also have a nuclear powerplant in Krško (it's a former rose garden).
The three guys have a band with no name. They play very rarely 'cause the Austrians complain to loud music.
The Slovenian people have decided to build another powerplant near the Austian border, but Austrians gave them two "Duracell" batteries so that they never need extra power again.
They have only one cleaning lady and she works part-time. She cleans the whole of Slovenia and then goes home.
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