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as_the_sun_sets
 Post subject: Kletve
PostPosted: 03. 08. 2008. 23:00 
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Eto searchao sam i ne nadjoh sem slicne teme zakljucane u offtopicu...

Elem...
Ove su me rasplakale, crni humor, ili nevidjeno debilne :D

Dabogda ti svi od kuce bjezali, samo ti vatrogasci dolazili.
Dabogda ti se rak teksijem po srcu voz'o!
Daboga ti grom kucu dovrsio!
Dabogda ti se sve u kuci osusilo, osim vesha!
Dabogda ti sve u kuci visilo, osim lustera!
Dabogda da ti vanzemaljci svirali frulicu (na krovu kuce) dok ne umres.
Dabogda ti djecu kostuis'o pentium!
Dabogda ti rak na plucima kampov'o!
Dagodga ti djeca na tebe licila!
Dabogda se opekao dok budes skidao djecu sa raznja! (jjjjoojjj xD )
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suzi_kju
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 08. 2008. 01:49 
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primjer wrote:
picka ti se ogadila

a znam tu..
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Master
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 08. 2008. 08:42 
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Dabogda ti ćerka tamburala u vikom orkestru.
Dabogda ti se djeca rodila u kinder jajetu, a ti izgubio papir za sastavljanje.
Dabogda ti djeca u WC Å¡olji igrala vaterpolo.
Dabogda u zlatni lavor povraćao.
Dabogda igrao u strujnom kolu.
Dabogda iz groba lajao.


Nastaviće se...
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 08. 2008. 09:47 
Master wrote:
Dabogda ti se djeca rodila u kinder jajetu, a ti izgubio papir za sastavljanje.


aaaaaa ovo sam cuo prvi put prosle godine od Hansa, masteruu :mrgreen: :mrgreen: ahahahah legendarnooo
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as_the_sun_sets
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 08. 2008. 12:03 
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Dabogda te majka Gajgerovim brojacem trazila.
Dabogda imao proljev i kijavicu u isto vrijeme.
Dsabogda ti svi zubi poispadali, samo jedan ostao da mozes patiti od zubobolje.
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~°~
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 05. 08. 2008. 00:46 
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Dao Vrag da mi svjetlite!

Sta je?
Kletva je.
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Insomnior
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 06. 08. 2008. 14:55 
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glupa tema al et:

dabogda ti djeca na komsiju licila
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bloodflood
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 06. 08. 2008. 18:19 
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preglupa tema, al evo...

dabogda umro od zedi, a imo vodu u koljenima.

onda ono iz audicije...

dabogda te majka kukom po neretvi trazila.
dabogda ti apoteka menza bila.
dabogda te majka u cevapu prepoznala.

itd... itd...
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Hedon
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 06. 08. 2008. 19:22 
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Dabogda vam Ihti ukino forum...
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 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 06. 08. 2008. 23:40 
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Da Bog da se razvez'o!
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JOVAN
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 02. 2009. 15:24 
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DABOGDA TE SASA MATIC NA MOTORU PROVOZO...
Vezze...
:D
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Shiteater black
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 02. 2009. 16:20 
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dajte dosta višes tim :lol:
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nekrodemon
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 02. 2009. 16:32 
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Dabogda ti sin zeta kuci doveo!
Dabogda ti vatrogasci igrali kolo oko kuce!
Dabogda ti se sve ukocilo osim kurca!
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 02. 2009. 16:39 
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dabogda ti daju ban na rock planetu :mrgreen:
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Frau
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 02. 2009. 16:57 
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Dabogda nasao 100 maraka na ulici a nemo ih cime uzeti...
Dabogda ti djeca bila stonoge pa citav zivot morao raditi za cipele..
Dabogda imao 100 kćeri pa citav zivot za tampone radio...
Dabogda imao sugu na plucima pa se kroz usta cesao..
Dabogda ti dijete bilo visoko ko bosanski standard...
Dabogda ti zemlja kosti ispljunula..
Dabogda djeci kupovo cunga-lunga zvake na kredit...
Dabogda ti mama rodila brata s metalnim ušima i magnetom ga zvala na večeru...
Dabogda svako jutro ustajao u 04:00h onako...


et...dosta od mene :D
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furija
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 02. 2009. 18:12 
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Frau wrote:
Dabogda nasao 100 maraka na ulici a nemo ih cime uzeti...

Oj ovo je morbidno brate.

Frau wrote:
Dabogda ti zemlja kosti ispljunula..

Crni morbidni humor, jako.

Frau wrote:
Dabogda djeci kupovo cunga-lunga zvake na kredit...

Oj Bože :lol:

Frau wrote:
Dabogda ti mama rodila brata s metalnim ušima i magnetom ga zvala na večeru...

Prejako :lol:

Frau wrote:
Dabogda svako jutro ustajao u 04:00h onako...

:lol:
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Master
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 04. 02. 2009. 19:56 
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Dabogda te ÄŒak Noris udario !!!
Dabogda imao zlatan lavor i u njega krv povraćao.
Dabogda zlatnom kašikom govna jeo.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 05. 02. 2009. 03:45 
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dabogda ti mama sina rodila
dabogda vidio samo maglu kad ustanes jedva do prozora sa 90 godina
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Hedon
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 05. 02. 2009. 03:51 
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Dabogda ti se ne mogo dić kad ti je najsladje
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: Kletve
PostPosted: 05. 02. 2009. 21:11 
dabog da se u apoteci hranio
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