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_MisericorD_
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 05. 05. 2009. 19:57 
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kako ces prepoznati da ti je zena mrtva?
seks ti je isti
samo se sudje gomila
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 05. 05. 2009. 23:55 
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-"Možda sam ružan ali sam zato glup"
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 06. 05. 2009. 09:04 
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_MisericorD_ wrote:
kako ces prepoznati da ti je zena mrtva?
seks ti je isti
samo se sudje gomila


dobar dobar :mrgreen:
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 06. 05. 2009. 20:22 
svadjaju se C.Ronaldo i Ronaldinho ko je od njih dvojice bolji igrac.
C.Ronaldo :"daj ba cigane jedan ja sam za tebe Maradona"
Ronaldinho:" ma frajeru mozes pusit kurac, ja sam za tebe Dzeko"
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dinko
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 06. 05. 2009. 21:57 
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Azrael661 wrote:
-"Možda sam ružan ali sam zato glup"



Možda sam debeo ali sma spor


Možda mi je kratak ali je tanak :)
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 07. 05. 2009. 01:18 
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Kako su kažnjavali Sašu Matića kada je bio mali?
Promenili bi raspored nameštaja u sobi.
:roll: :twisted:
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 07. 05. 2009. 11:18 
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- Stalno idem u džamiju ali nikako da nađem svoj broj cipela :mrgreen:
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 07. 05. 2009. 13:34 
BloodOverdrive wrote:
Kako su kažnjavali Sašu Matića kada je bio mali?
Promenili bi raspored nameštaja u sobi.
:roll: :twisted:

beton :mrgreen:
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 07. 05. 2009. 17:09 
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Idu mama i sin plazom. Mama, mama vidi koliki je rak!!!! Eeee sine nije to nista koliki je kod tebe u glavi.

Ide zena po ulici i zove sina: - Leo!!! Leo!!!! Cuje to komšija i obrati joj se: - Ali vas se sin ne zove Leo! - Ma to ja njemu od milja, jer ima leukemiju.

Kakva je razlika izmedju mrtve bebe i plasticne case?
Kad zapalis mrtvu bebu ne zagadjujes atmosferu.

-Mama, mama, mogu li dobiti bicikl za Božić? -NeVeć imaš svoja invalidska kolica!

Sto znaci kad ti zena ude u dnevnu sobu iz kuhinje? -Lanac je predugacak.
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 07. 05. 2009. 18:00 
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Sine! Sine! Ne ljuljaj babu, nije se ona zato objesila.
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 07. 05. 2009. 20:45 
BloodOverdrive wrote:
Idu mama i sin plazom. Mama, mama vidi koliki je rak!!!! Eeee sine nije to nista koliki je kod tebe u glavi.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 08. 05. 2009. 17:14 
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Dolazi čovjek u bolnicu da posjeti prijatelja koji je teško stradao i pita medicinsku sestru:
- "Oprostite, ima li moj prijatelj ikakve Å¡anse?"
- "Ne bih rekla, nije moj tip"
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black
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 08. 05. 2009. 17:54 
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Dolazi doktor do zabrinutog pacijenta. Pita ga pacijent:
- Doktore, sta mi je?
Kaze doktor:
- Neznam,ne znam...
- A kad cete znati?
- Sutra poslije obdukcije
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 21. 05. 2009. 18:24 
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- "Smrt fašizmu bako"
- "I tebi sine"

:lol: :lol:
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 21. 05. 2009. 20:44 
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Azrael661 wrote:
- "Smrt fašizmu bako"
- "I tebi sine"

:lol: :lol:


dobar :mrgreen:
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 05. 2009. 18:34 
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Mama, zašto sam ja crn, a ti bijela?
- Šuti sine kakav je party bio dobro je da ne laješ
:mrgreen: :lol: :lol:

evo jedan o mostarcima :mrgreen:

Došao mostarac u fast foot i kaže:
"Majkeee ti, može jedan hamburger?"
"Može, a je li za ponijet?"
"Ma nee. Eto tebi ću ga ostavit!"
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furija
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 05. 2009. 19:04 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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´armaN
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 31. 05. 2009. 22:33 
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Pitaju Skoru zasto nije igrao u Marseillu
Kaze on "Ma gurali nakog Drogbu" xD
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 03. 06. 2009. 16:16 
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evo malo informatičkih...

Kako Arnold Scwarzeneger komentira nove windowse vistu:
"Hasta la vista windows vista!" 8)

imala majka dva sina. jedan je bio ružan, drugi je isto bio informatičar...


Idu dvije babe ulicom... jedna IDE , druga SATA
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Bad::Brain
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 16. 06. 2009. 18:51 
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Zaustavi policajac vozača: Da li ste nešto popili?
Vozač će: Popio sam jedan kapućino.
Policajac sumnjičavo vrti glavom i pita: A da nisu ipak bila dva- tri kapućina?
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