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blessing
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 16:26 
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i :?
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 14. 07. 2009. 18:28 
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SODOM wrote:
to je staro ko Vampir plavo oko


hahahaha, on je kult.

Ima ovaj sto je pricao ovaj jedan amer, naravno da je o superherojima.
dopizdilo super menu da bude dobar ovo ono i odluci da krene malo cugat, guzit, drogirat se, provodit se. ode on do prve zgrade kad tamo spiderman. on njemu objasni ovo ono kaze mu spiderman da on to ne moze jer je on superheroj bla bla bla, on onda ode do batmana, isprica mu, ovaj njemu opet ko spiderman, ne moze jer je superheroj bla bla bla.
popizdi superman i leti on tako kad vidi u parku gola lezi miss america. on se zaleti izjeba i ode brzinom svjetlosti. kad kaze ona, sta ovo bi ? a kaze invisible man : nemam pojma al me supak pravo boli.
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 15. 07. 2009. 02:01 
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tiha noć...drma se grm...guzi Mujo neku žensku na groblju.
Dolazi Haso i kaže mu: "Ej, bolan Mujo, daj i meni malo!!!"
A Mujo će njemu na to: "Eno ti lopata pa seb iskopaj!

:mrgreen:
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blessing
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 15. 07. 2009. 11:37 
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hahahahaha
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biafra
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 15. 07. 2009. 13:09 
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vjerovali ili ne, mrkva/blessing i blood overdrive nisu ista osoba
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 15. 07. 2009. 21:17 
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biafra wrote:
vjerovali ili ne, mrkva/blessing i blood overdrive nisu ista osoba


:mrgreen:

zar si i mislio?
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 18. 07. 2009. 02:21 
Dođe Zulfo pijan kući i odjednom se čuje ''bum''.
Pita ga zena :
- "Zulfo bog te yebo, Å¡ta je to palo?"
- "Kaput," odgovori Zulfo.
- "Kako se kaput toliko čuje?"
- "Bio ja u njemu!"
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Bad::Brain
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 07. 2009. 01:09 
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Jao vicine...
Mostarski navijacki:
Na istocnoj obali, pita sin babu: babo, babo sta je to liga prvaka?
Kaze on: ma to ti je nesto na onoj strani.

Kakav shuuuk!
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blessing
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 07. 2009. 09:10 
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dobar : D
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Ghita
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 07. 2009. 05:18 
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hodaju Haso i Huso cestom,

kad sa obliznjeg brezuljka se kotrlja otkinuta glava neke zene.

Stane Haso nogom na nju,zaustavi je i povika:

"Polako zenska glavo Ä‘esi navalila"!
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 07. 2009. 15:43 
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Bad::Brain wrote:
Jao vicine...
Mostarski navijacki:
Na istocnoj obali, pita sin babu: babo, babo sta je to liga prvaka?
Kaze on: ma to ti je nesto na onoj strani.

Kakav shuuuk!


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: hahahahahaha
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 07. 2009. 00:38 
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Idu dva arapa pustinjom i ovaj jedan kaže: "التعلماتالتعلمات", a ovaj će njemu na to: "التعلت!!!"
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Bad::Brain
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 07. 2009. 14:04 
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Ulazi dijete u radnju i trazi zvake. Prodavacica mu ih daje, on uzima, stavlja u usta i odlazi... Primijetivshi greshku doziva malog... slucajno sam ti umjesto zvaka dala zilete... mali se okrene i krvavo nasmija.



Ulazi djecak u prodavnicu, baci pare na pult i zgrabi bombonu iz kutije i istrca napolje. Za njim prodavac viknu:
- Ehej, to nije bombona, to je BOMBA!
- Znam, rece kliknac i nasmija se. Osmjeh je odjeknuo ulicom.


HAHAHAHAHA!
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artredis
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 07. 2009. 15:01 
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Čak su shitpifterove ozbilje rečenice smiješnije od ovog gore...
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blessing
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 28. 07. 2009. 23:36 
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slazem se
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 29. 07. 2009. 00:34 
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Ide crvenkapica kroz šumu i upita je jedan glas iz žbunja?
-Šta imaš u korpi Crvenkapice?
Sendviće i kolače?
-Šta još?
Piće, jabuke i cvijeće
-Da nemaš slučajno papira??


Last edited by Azrael661 on 29. 07. 2009. 00:40, edited 1 time in total.

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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 29. 07. 2009. 00:37 
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Sere Mujo u WC-u i napreže se ko hajvan, umire više od muke:
UUUUUUU mmmmmmm UUUUUU
Odjednom nestane struje i pođe MUjo da se dere:
AAAAAAAAA FATOOO POMOZI?
Upada Fata sa svijećom u WC, govori šta ti je kretenu?
A dobro je bogte jebo ja konto ispale mi oči.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Bad::Brain
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 29. 07. 2009. 01:49 
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artredis wrote:
Čak su shitpifterove ozbilje rečenice smiješnije od ovog gore...
blessing wrote:
slazem se

Nisu ni ovi losi... :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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shitpifter
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 29. 07. 2009. 04:17 
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artredis wrote:
Čak su shitpifterove ozbilje rečenice smiješnije od ovog gore...


shitpifter je provereni humorista :mrgreen:
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blessing
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 29. 07. 2009. 10:22 
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hodaju dva balona pustinjom ... i kaze prvi ¨ pazi kaktusssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss¨ xD
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