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PostPosted: 04. 11. 2004. 17:19 
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pobesnelizmaj wrote:
Chiiiko , jel sav ovaj lebac tvoj??

Moj pa sta?

A zasto ga ne jedes chiiko? :D


hehehe, odlicno!
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biafra
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VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy
beer in a movie theatre. And I
don't mean in a paper cup either.
They give you a glass of beer, like
in a bar. In Paris, you can buy
beer at MacDonald's. Also, you
know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES
They don't call it a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT
No, they got the metric system
there, they wouldn't know what the
fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES
What'd they call it?

VINCENT
Royale with Cheese.

JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they
call a Big Mac?

VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.

JULES
What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
King. But you know what they put
on french fries in Holland instead
of ketchup?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
Mayonnaise.

JULES
Goddamn!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Vrabac
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Znas li ti bre silibajzeru, koji sam bre ja? Ja sam bre Dzon Travolta! Znas?
Jebe mi se za njega!
John Travolta i jos neki u Swordfishu. (:

A ovaj je definitivno best...
Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
http://pages.tca.net/nathan/pulp/hbs1.wav

Ova stranica je puna filmskih citata pa je vrijedi proceprkati i uzduz i poprijeko. Have phun...
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Raziel
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...uu lego sam od smijeha kad sam gledo terminator 3, pa kad arni na svom finom rusko-njemackom dijalektu pomijesanog sa engleskim kaze zlatne rijeci

''WE NEED A NEW VEHICLE...''...za plakati...
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trenje
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supak mozda jesam, al' terorista...nisam :D
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biafra
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trenje wrote:
supak mozda jesam, al' terorista...nisam :D


GROZOTA!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Archangel
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Raziel wrote:
...uu lego sam od smijeha kad sam gledo terminator 3, pa kad arni na svom finom rusko-njemackom dijalektu pomijesanog sa engleskim kaze zlatne rijeci

''WE NEED A NEW VEHICLE...''...za plakati...


ma ima Arnie tih prosera bruka.. :) bas to sto kazes neki kvazi naglasak pa sve da govori neke trivijalne stvari.. :)
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ma ima Arnie tih prosera bruka.. :) bas to sto kazes neki kvazi naglasak pa sve da govori neke trivijalne stvari.. :)


Ja reko' ti to meni nesto.. :twisted: :P
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Axeman
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monolog clint eastwooda kad drzi uperen magnum 54 u crnog pljackasa banke...do you feel lucky...well, do you, punk?
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"-vaš muž u ovo preduzeće može samo da dobije OTKAZ!"
-kakav otkaz??
-MOMENTALNI gospođooooooooo!"

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Archangel
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IcedFlame wrote:
Archangel wrote:
ma ima Arnie tih prosera bruka.. :) bas to sto kazes neki kvazi naglasak pa sve da govori neke trivijalne stvari.. :)


Ja reko' ti to meni nesto.. :twisted: :P


hehehe.. :) ma moze se primijeniti na obojicu.. :)
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"Onda gledaj lafčino, vidiš ga?
- Seit ich in Sarajevo bin, suche ich Walter und finde ihn nicht. Und jetzt, wo ich gehen muss, weiss ich wer er ist.
- Sie wissen wer Walter ist!? Sagen Sie mir sofort seinen Namen!
- Sehen Sie diese Stadt? Das ist Walter. "
Walter brani Sarajevo

"Tifusari, za mnom!"
Bitka na Neretvi

"Life is a bitch, now so am I!"
Batman
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gopeth
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zaavaaatooooniiiiii...spaaasiiiiii
baci dinamit sta cekas!!
..ovo bi iz nekog partizanskog,narodno-oslobodilackog
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astronaut
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"vozi misko"
hahahahahahha joj to mi je tako sega
mislim da je to iz ko to tamo lepo peva ili tako nesto
hahahahahah
"vozi misko"
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Quotes from Haggard (Unrated Version):
Officer: I gotta take you in.
Valo: Aww, for the love of fucks sake, you CAN'T take him in.
Officer: I gotta make an arrest here; I had a complaint...
Valo: Whwhwhwh, wait, I got this sports watch, you can have it, here.

Glauren: What I need right now is heavy metal music, hard drinkin, mayhem, shit you can't offer me right now, okay Ryan?
Ryan Dunn: Who are you? You don't even like fast music - you don't even drink.
indignant
beat
Ryan Dunn: Eww.

Falcone: These... are girlfriend's... underwears.

Officer: Hellboy?
Ryan Dunn: Picture a guy named Hellboy... and that's what he looks like.

Hellyboy: What the fuck is that? Do I have a camera?

Ryan Dunn: That's a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean?
Girl at Coffee Shop: It means desire.
Ryan Dunn: Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn.

Glauren: Hellboy fucking fingered me.

Glauren and Hellboy are having sex; Valo and Falcone are eavesdropping
Glauren: Teenagers were meant to fuck.
Valo: Did she just say "teenagers were meant to fuck"?

Don Vito: No, what are you doin'? Those grapes ain't for you.

While filming a home movie using a model train set and action figures
Falcone: What are you guys doing, humping on the caboose?

Talking about Hellboy's tattoo
Glauren: Actually, it's rhino. Ya' know, because I'm a Leo and...
In a sarcastic voice
Ryan Dunn: Yeah, rhino, real cool.

Valo: Some girl stabbed Ryan in the eye, now he's gotta rock a pirate-patch for at least a month.

Falcone: So how's school going?
Raab: Eh it's not that bad, I'm getting 3 D's and an F but at least I'm passing.

Valo: Don't touch me, or I'll seriously kill your face, it's so hardcore.

Valo: Tell him how Hellboy's in for it.
Falcone: You know Hellboy? He's in for it.

after showing Ryan the tape of Hellboy and Glauren having sex
Ryan: I'm gonna rip Hellboy a new asshole.
Valo: No, I think Hellboy ripped Glauren a new asshole.

Dooly: Bro, why weren't you at the rager last night?
Valo: What rager? Maybe 'cause you didn't call me up and invite me.
Dooly: Watch your mouth, sweetheart.

Valo: Yo, what was it like though, bein' in jail for the first time? Was it good?
Ryan: Just drop it.
Valo: Did you meet any new friends?
Ryan: Just drop it, alright?

Valo: Let me guess: some sort of experiment?
Falcone: Spearmint? I'd rather Wintergreen. What are you talkin' about?
Valo: The TV. It's sideways.
Falcone: Why wouldn't it be sideways? I have to watch it with my neck straight, so I'm comfortable. Otherwise I'd have a taco neck, ya know?
Valo: Did you take acid?
Falcone: ...yea.

snaps fingers
Valo: What are you talking about? This food is making you crazy.
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Led Zeppelin
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M*A*S*H 4077

"What happens in the event that figure 'A' is attracted to figure 'B' and wants to get married. But figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' and figure 'B' is engaged to figure 'D' but figure 'A' can't keep his hands of figure 'B' because she's got such a great figure." - Trapper John
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Ko je poceo rat?

Ista nabrajate te citate iz stranih filmova kad je nasa produkcija bogata velikim izjavama i citatima... cist primjer su djinglovi na radiu q (ko je lsusao?)
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"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
Ash - Army of Darkness

evo i mozete slusati, over and over again!
enjoy! 8)
http://www.tvwavs.com/wavs/Army_of_Darkness/-/goodbadg.zip
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"Tezite stvarima koje dolaze s neba,a ne sa zemlje"- Dan obračuna
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Bang - bang - bangidi - bang - bang... bang. Baaaaaaaaaaang.

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