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Thy light
 Post subject: slovenci, hah
PostPosted: 14. 02. 2005. 15:02 
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Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.


:lol: :lol:
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biafra
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ja bih prije rekao da je iz slovačke...
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Thy light
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za mene je to sve one big happy country :D
neznam razlike, nikad ni necu znati
kao AM i PM, koliko kod probam, nemogu zapamtiti
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Slovachka ti je bila prije u Chehoslovachkoj republici... nalazi se istocno od Cheshke Republike.... a Slovenija ti je bila prije u bivshoj Jugoslaviji, i sada se nalazi zapadno od Hrvatske... jebiga
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Thy light wrote:
za mene je to sve one big happy country :D
neznam razlike, nikad ni necu znati
kao AM i PM, koliko kod probam, nemogu zapamtiti
kokosh. zna zemljopis svojeg dvorista, di nachi koje zrno, vise joj ni ne treba...
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Thy light
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Shakhbuurz wrote:
Slovachka ti je bila prije u Chehoslovachkoj republici... nalazi se istocno od Cheshke Republike.... a Slovenija ti je bila prije u bivshoj Jugoslaviji, i sada se nalazi zapadno od Hrvatske... jebiga

ma same shit :D
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shure, onda ja zivim u tadžikistanu, isti kurac.
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rock
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WiCkED wrote:
Thy light wrote:
za mene je to sve one big happy country :D
neznam razlike, nikad ni necu znati
kao AM i PM, koliko kod probam, nemogu zapamtiti
kokosh. zna zemljopis svojeg dvorista, di nachi koje zrno, vise joj ni ne treba...


hehe istina.. sta ove zapadnoevropske zemlje ucine od ljudi :evil:
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Joj, oko čega se vi...
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Thy light
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El Foxinho wrote:
shure, onda ja zivim u tadžikistanu, isti kurac.

a very fine example :roll:
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Archangel
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rock wrote:
WiCkED wrote:
Thy light wrote:
za mene je to sve one big happy country :D
neznam razlike, nikad ni necu znati
kao AM i PM, koliko kod probam, nemogu zapamtiti
kokosh. zna zemljopis svojeg dvorista, di nachi koje zrno, vise joj ni ne treba...


hehe istina.. sta ove zapadnoevropske zemlje ucine od ljudi :evil:


Stvarno, covjece.. :? :) Mogu misliti koju dilemu bi ti tek napravilo pitanje tipa 'jel' ispravno reci Irak ili Iran..?' :)
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Thy light
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Archangel wrote:
rock wrote:
WiCkED wrote:
Thy light wrote:
za mene je to sve one big happy country :D
neznam razlike, nikad ni necu znati
kao AM i PM, koliko kod probam, nemogu zapamtiti
kokosh. zna zemljopis svojeg dvorista, di nachi koje zrno, vise joj ni ne treba...


hehe istina.. sta ove zapadnoevropske zemlje ucine od ljudi :evil:


Stvarno, covjece.. :? :) Mogu misliti koju dilemu bi ti tek napravilo pitanje tipa 'jel' ispravno reci Irak ili Iran..?' :)

za mene su isti, ljudi iz iraka i irana..
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Archangel
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Ah pa normalno.. ta to su sinonimi.. zato ja to..
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Thy light
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i mislim da nebi vidila razlike na ljudi iz slovenije i slovacke?
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Archangel
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E pa ja sam zacudo misljenja da se Slovenci i Slovaca ne bi s tim slozili..
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Thy light wrote:
i mislim da nebi vidila razlike na ljudi iz slovenije i slovacke?


ljudi iz slovachke su bjeljiji :lol:
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Thy Light, kad pogledas kartu svijeta, pa to zeleno sto pise velikim slovima Euroazija, e tu ti je otprilike :lol: (p.s. nemoj da te buni povremeno pojavljivanje zute boje) :lol:
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Thy light wrote:
Archangel wrote:
rock wrote:
WiCkED wrote:
Thy light wrote:
za mene je to sve one big happy country :D
neznam razlike, nikad ni necu znati
kao AM i PM, koliko kod probam, nemogu zapamtiti
kokosh. zna zemljopis svojeg dvorista, di nachi koje zrno, vise joj ni ne treba...


hehe istina.. sta ove zapadnoevropske zemlje ucine od ljudi :evil:


Stvarno, covjece.. :? :) Mogu misliti koju dilemu bi ti tek napravilo pitanje tipa 'jel' ispravno reci Irak ili Iran..?' :)

za mene su isti, ljudi iz iraka i irana..


Za mene su isti, ljudi svih naroda i narodnosti, Nacional Socijalisticke Konfederativne Anarhije Jugoslavije :D
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Thy light
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ai vidi je
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pa vidis i na karti su boje pomenutih drzava iz potpuno razlicitog spektra.
Thy, tacno vidim sta te zbunilo... :)
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