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Me(n)tALaC

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Posted: 19. 07. 2005. 18:08

Joined: 20. 06. 2004. 00:02
Posts: 1578
Location: Pobri

aha... a bio bi jos vise zakon da sam ga ja skuzio :lol:

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Lena_Rose

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Posted: 14. 09. 2005. 03:55

Joined: 29. 08. 2003. 18:54
Posts: 2133
Location: Moulin Rouge

Haj' da dignemo temu iz naftalina. Dobar Äuh danas :lol:

(moÅ¾da ima veÄ‡ negdje, al' mi mrsko traÅ¾it

)

KaÅ¾e, ide zeko i naiÄ‘e na mazgu. Pita zeko nju:
- Å ta si ti?
- Ja sam mazga - odgovori mazga.
- Å ta znaÄi mazga? - pita zeko.
- ZnaÄi da mi je tata magarac, a mama kobila - objasni mazga.
I zadovoljan, ode zeko dalje. Ide opet i naiÄ‘e na vuÄjaka.
- Å ta si ti? - upita zeko.
- Ja sam vuÄjak - odgovori ovaj.
- Å ta znaÄi vuÄjak?
- ZnaÄi da mi je tata vuk, a mama pas.
Opet zadovoljan odgovorom, nastavi zeko dalje Å¡etat. U tom naiÄ‘e na konjsku muÅ¡iÄ‡u, pa je upita:
- Å ta si ti?
- Ja sam konjska muÅ¡ica.
- Aj ne seri???!!!!

LOL :lol:

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biafra

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Posted: 14. 09. 2005. 19:10

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Joined: 14. 07. 2003. 19:20
Posts: 6276

hahahahaha

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Opium

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Posted: 14. 09. 2005. 19:42

Joined: 03. 08. 2004. 15:13
Posts: 1045
Location: The Tuzla

-Sta je zajednicko izmedju pape i goluba
Obojica seru kroz balkon hehe ovaj sam danas cuo

-Koji je glavni uzrok razvoda?
Brak!

-Pita kÄ‡er oca.Je li tata da su ovce glupe?
Na to Ä‡e otac:Jesu janje moje!

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Shakhbuurz

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Posted: 14. 09. 2005. 19:48

Joined: 23. 12. 2003. 22:36
Posts: 4012
Location: Saraj'vo

Opium wrote:

-Sta je zajednicko izmedju pape i goluba
Obojica seru kroz balkon

hahahah, zakon jebeni :lol:

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RATAMAHATTA

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Posted: 14. 09. 2005. 22:24

Joined: 16. 04. 2005. 14:36
Posts: 397
Location: Zenica

Kako se zove pod u dÅ¾amiji?

Islaminat

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sheena

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Posted: 14. 09. 2005. 23:33

Joined: 28. 02. 2005. 12:10
Posts: 833
Location: croatia

RATAMAHATTA wrote:

Kako se zove pod u dÅ¾amiji?

Islaminat

legendarni!!! :wink:

Å¡ta je to malo, drveno u kutu i baca piljevinu??

pinokio drka...

ili

kako je pinokio saznao da je drven??

drko pa se zapalio....

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Stanko

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Posted: 15. 09. 2005. 10:55

Joined: 25. 06. 2003. 14:10
Posts: 1448
Location: Beograd

najaci vic na planeti (po meni):

Zashto kamikaze nose slem???

iz zajebancije

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Lena_Rose

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Posted: 15. 09. 2005. 16:36

Joined: 29. 08. 2003. 18:54
Posts: 2133
Location: Moulin Rouge

Dobar, dobar :lol:

Evo od mene jedan za ove forumske gayeve

DoÅ¡ao Ivica kuÄ‡i iz Å¡kole i kaÅ¾e tati:
- Tata, izgubio sam nevinost!
- Hodi, sine, sjedi da mi ispriÄaÅ¡.
- Ne mogu, boli me guza...

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biafra

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Posted: 15. 09. 2005. 19:11

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RATAMAHATTA wrote:

Kako se zove pod u dÅ¾amiji?

Islaminat

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biafra

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Posted: 15. 09. 2005. 22:58

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hahahahahaah sve bolji od boljeg

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ShadowLord

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Posted: 16. 09. 2005. 00:05

Joined: 01. 05. 2003. 02:34
Posts: 1667

Stanko, ti si mutav.

totali ono bojiÅ¡ lajk totali st00pid puberting boj.

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osunneÄ‡en

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Posted: 16. 09. 2005. 01:28

Joined: 11. 01. 2004. 20:12
Posts: 2360
Location: Vrhbosna

idu ulicom Zagor i ÄŒiko
Zagoru ispadne novcanik
prilazi mu djecak
'Äiko Äiko, ispao vam je novcanik...'
'hvala djecace, ali ja nisam ÄŒiko ja sam Zagor'

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

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Archangel

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Posted: 16. 09. 2005. 01:43

Joined: 02. 06. 2003. 00:22
Posts: 4350
Location: Å iroki Brijeg

Toliko glupo da je smijesno.. :lol:

:lol: to su te qx..

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Me(n)tALaC

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Posted: 16. 09. 2005. 12:35

Joined: 20. 06. 2004. 00:02
Posts: 1578
Location: Pobri

Mujo lize Fati i odjednom: e Fato, men' je kiselo jako, jel mogu secerom da pospem? - Nema problema kaze Fata. Daklem, Mujo ode, nadje secer pospe i lize dalje kad najednom ustane, podje prema ladici i izvadi naocale. Fata "Mujo, jes' normalan, koji ce ti kurac naocale?"
Mujo: "Prdis zeno, pa mi ide secer u oci"

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Dee Sub Wun

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Posted: 16. 09. 2005. 12:52

Joined: 25. 02. 2005. 00:05
Posts: 2437

ne znam jel bio..
Moli Mara Peru da joj lize mindju.
On pristane i pocne s lizanjem, kad skoci Mara:
- Stani Pero, lizes mi supak
- Izvini, Maro, LAPSUS LINGUAE!

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Me(n)tALaC

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Posted: 17. 09. 2005. 15:15

Joined: 20. 06. 2004. 00:02
Posts: 1578
Location: Pobri

loooool

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biafra

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Posted: 17. 09. 2005. 17:19

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Joined: 14. 07. 2003. 19:20
Posts: 6276

mama i tata poveli malog pericu na vjencanje po prvi put,i on,kao dijete,radoznao i pita mamu:
-mama mama zasto je ona teta u bijelom
-zato sine,jer je bijelo boja srece a njoj je ovo najsretniji dan u zivotu
-a mama mama,zasto je onda onaj ciko u crnom?

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Stanko

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Posted: 18. 09. 2005. 14:02

Joined: 25. 06. 2003. 14:10
Posts: 1448
Location: Beograd

ShadowLord wrote:

Stanko, ti si mutav.

totali ono bojiÅ¡ lajk totali st00pid puberting boj.

izvini kitz al ne vidim zasto?

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Me(n)tALaC

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Posted: 18. 09. 2005. 14:30

Joined: 20. 06. 2004. 00:02
Posts: 1578
Location: Pobri

Uvidjet ces

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