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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 20:15 
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idu dvije cackalice ulicom sretnu lizalo i kau vidi glavonje :mrgreen:
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 23:47 
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mrkva wrote:
dobar dobar stalkerov ....... :razz:


nego da mi jedan vic ispricamo ............ :mrgreen:



zaustavi policajac muju u autu i pšita ga vozacku i osobnu ....
daje mujo njemu novcanik a u novcaniku samo plasticna kasikica
kaze policajac - sta je ovo
kaze mujo - pa to vam je za kafu


Ahahahah, kako se ismijah !!! :D
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 23:49 
SODOM wrote:
idu dvije patke i jedna upita ovu drugu
" ocemol se malo odmorit"?
"dapace"


ovaj mi je posebno drag ocam
sodome, ajd jednom u zenicu, castimo tjeskoba i ja rakijom ocam'
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 22. 12. 2008. 23:57 
Moondust wrote:
SODOM wrote:
idu dvije patke i jedna upita ovu drugu
" ocemol se malo odmorit"?
"dapace"


ovaj mi je posebno drag ocam
sodome, ajd jednom u zenicu, castimo tjeskoba i ja rakijom ocam'


mogo bi vala bas :mrgreen:

rakijica i presley ubitacna kombinacija :twisted: :twisted:

a i onaj pathologist mi je obeco dvd destructiona tako da bi mogo doc :mrgreen:
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:01 
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presley wos a sucker jel na to mislis ?
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:06 
upravo na to
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mrkva
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PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:14 
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mocno ......znaci to je bend od mondust-A ..... valjda ........



hodaju dvije cackalice ulicom sretnu iglu i kazu vidi robota :mrgreen:
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:41 
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Sjede dva patka pedofila,kad jedan ce drugom:
"joj bih ja mogao nesto sad jebat,onako mlado...a bil ti sta a?"
A drugi ce na to:
"Dapače!"
:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 00:43 
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sjede baba i đed na terasi ......... i kaze đed babi aj mi napravi sendvić ............ kaže baba ok nema problema :mrgreen:
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Pathologist
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 12:04 
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SODOM wrote:
Moondust wrote:
SODOM wrote:
idu dvije patke i jedna upita ovu drugu
" ocemol se malo odmorit"?
"dapace"


ovaj mi je posebno drag ocam
sodome, ajd jednom u zenicu, castimo tjeskoba i ja rakijom ocam'


mogo bi vala bas :mrgreen:

rakijica i presley ubitacna kombinacija :twisted: :twisted:

a i onaj pathologist mi je obeco dvd destructiona tako da bi mogo doc :mrgreen:


Ma svrati čovječe,i ako ti treba još nekih stvari,samo reci(mislim DVD-ovi i zika).
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 12:12 
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hodaju dvije igle ulicom i sretnu pincetu .......... kaze igla vidi sijamskih blizanaca :mrgreen:





moje remekdjelo :mrgreen:
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furija
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 17:18 
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mrkva wrote:
sjede baba i đed na terasi ......... i kaze đed babi aj mi napravi sendvić ............ kaže baba ok nema problema :mrgreen:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 23:32 
eee jeste neki...sto mi hitiste temu u offtopic


Pravi mrkva profil na rock-planetu i treba da upise password
on pgleda oko sebe da vidi ima li koga te se zlobno nasmijesi i upise "Kurac"

nakon par sekundi stize error: "zao nam je, vasa sifra je premala"
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 23:36 
SODOM wrote:
eee jeste neki...sto mi hitiste temu u offtopic


Pravi mrkva profil na rock-planetu i treba da upise password
on pgleda oko sebe da vidi ima li koga te se zlobno nasmijesi i upise "Kurac"

nakon par sekundi stize error: "zao nam je, vasa sifra je premala"


:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

ocam, rakija nije dovoljna :mrgreen:
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 23:38 
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sodome kul ti je vic :mrgreen:
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 23:41 
odsad si mrkvica jarane a ne mrkva
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mrkva
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PostPosted: 23. 12. 2008. 23:42 
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meni pase ........... :mrgreen:
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 12. 2008. 17:35 
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Upoznaju se Bil Klinton i Fata:
-Bil.
"Ma bi brate, kako ne bi !!!"
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mrkva
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 12. 2008. 17:45 
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mujo i sujo imaju prodavnicu raznorazne robe .... i dodje zena da kupi fax koji joj treba da opere zavjese ....... kaze sujo imamo fax,silan,ariijel ...... i da on njoj fax i stavi na pult mister muskolo ........... kaze zena - nisam vam rekla da cu mister muskolo .......... kaze sujo pa ako perete zavjese operite i prozore odman ... kaze zena oooooo pa super hvala vam ........ kaze mujo jebo te sujo kako ti tako lako pordas nesto ......... i kaze mujo iduci kupac je moj ......... ulazi zena i pita imate li tampona ... kaze mujo imamo sa krilcima i bez njih .......... kaze zena dajte mi bez krilaca ........... stavlja mujo na pult tampone i mister muskolo ...... kaze zena pa zasta ce mi mister muskolo ............. kaze mujo PA AKO SE VEC NEMORETE JEBAT BAR OPERITE PROZORE :mrgreen:
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 27. 12. 2008. 14:42 
Došao gost u kineski restoran i zatraži od konobara pekinšku patku ali da mu je prije spremanja donesu da je pogleda. Kada je konobar donio patku, gost stavi svoj prst u njen cmar, liznu prst i rece: • Ova patka je boravila 100 kilometara od Pekinga, donesite mi drugu! Donese konobar i drugu ali nakon što je opet zabio prst u njen supak i olizao ga, rece: • Ovo je šangajska patka, ako mi ne donesete pravu napisacu vam žestoku kritiku u novinama. Kada je testirao i trecu patku gost rece: • Ova je sasvim u redu! Nakon 15-tak minuta pridje onaj isti konobar i rece gostu: • Znate, ja sam siroce, pa ako biste mogli da mi pomognete u odredivanju moga zavicaja...
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