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medical murder
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 20. 08. 2009. 01:51 
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ahahahahahahahahahahh koji lik :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

hehehehe joj legende!!
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 08. 2009. 17:22 
ev naumpade mi jedan glup...mozda ga treba doradit...

Shta uradi "internet musliman" kada se radi neke glupe rasprave omrsi???

ode na - Edit Post :mrgreen:
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PostPosted: 24. 08. 2009. 19:15 
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA A BUDALO JBT AHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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anthrax
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 08. 2009. 21:36 
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SODOM wrote:
ev naumpade mi jedan glup...mozda ga treba doradit...

Shta uradi "internet musliman" kada se radi neke glupe rasprave omrsi???

ode na - Edit Post :mrgreen:


Odlican! :mrgreen:
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biafra
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2009. 01:47 
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OMG I just hit my girlfriend

..wow I feel like such shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

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Dee Sub Wun
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2009. 13:13 
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jebo te 4chan i njihove lazi :lol:
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biafra
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 26. 08. 2009. 13:51 
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ubo na nekom narko forumu kume, kido sam se po sata :lol:
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Azrael661
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PostPosted: 28. 08. 2009. 16:52 
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 09. 2009. 21:23 
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hodaju dva krompira pustinjom...kae jedan - ''pazi kaktusssssssssssss'' , njemu ce ti ovaj drugi - ''kretenu, nije to nas vic''

ulazi lik u kafanu, sjeda za sank i kae: konobar, pice meni, pice tebi i pice cijeloj kafani...
zareda se pet-sest tura tako, dolazi konobar da naplati kae lik: ja marke nemam - ubije ga konobar ko picku
narednu vecer, isti scenarijo - pice meni, tebi i cijeloj kafani - kelner da naplati ... lik prebijene nema - ubije ga ko picku opet
vece poslije - isti lik - konobar, pice meni - pice cijeloj kafani. pita konobar :a dje' meni?
ne moze tebi...tezak si kad popijes
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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 09. 2009. 00:31 
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hodaju dva krompira pustinjom...kae jedan - ''pazi kaktusssssssssssss'' , njemu ce ti ovaj drugi - ''kretenu, nije to nas vic''


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Dee Sub Wun
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 03. 09. 2009. 08:58 
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bbi centar je nova kaba - svi samo kruže, niko ne ulazi.


ha ha ha


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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 09. 09. 2009. 22:44 
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Uhvati Mujo zlatnu ribicu, a bogami i kečigu !!!
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xD
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 10. 09. 2009. 10:01 
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jede policajac bananu i vidi ga mali iviva ... kaze ivica ¨ daj griz ¨ -- kaze policajac ¨ ovo nije griz glupane , ovo je banana ¨ :twisted:
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Snake
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PostPosted: 10. 09. 2009. 12:02 
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Uhvati Mujo zlatnu ribicu, a bogami i kečigu !!!

Uhvati Mujo zlatnog Mostarca, a ovaj mu kaze: "Pusti me sprcim ti majku!"
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PostPosted: 10. 09. 2009. 18:18 
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xD wrote:
jede policajac bananu i vidi ga mali iviva ... kaze ivica ¨ daj griz ¨ -- kaze policajac ¨ ovo nije griz glupane , ovo je banana ¨ :twisted:



Ide mali ivica i sretne drota, kaze on drotu"poječću te", kaže drot" ne jedi govna mali"
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Don__Doty
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 10. 09. 2009. 18:51 
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PostPosted: 10. 09. 2009. 20:11 
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Azrael661
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PostPosted: 12. 09. 2009. 16:13 
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Don__Doty
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 12. 09. 2009. 22:59 
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Abeceda metalaca :

a, b, c, č, ć ,d ,dz dz dz dz dz dz dz
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Snake
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 13. 09. 2009. 00:46 
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Don__Doty wrote:
Abeceda metalaca :

a, b, c, č, ć ,d ,dz dz dz dz dz dz dz

bilo smijesno prije 3-4 godine
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