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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 10. 2009. 13:43 
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il ko prati znat ce...kako ce se zvat nova Kerumova kompanija
FA KER


Nije loše, to je onaj gradonačelnik iz Splita, Trogira? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


...

da, zonfa je u tom sto mu se sin zove JOSIP pa ima jednu kompaniju po nazivu JO KER
A ljubavnica mu se zove FANI...Pa logicno,ne? :twisted:
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 10. 2009. 15:24 
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SODOM wrote:
Master wrote:
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il ko prati znat ce...kako ce se zvat nova Kerumova kompanija
FA KER


Nije loše, to je onaj gradonačelnik iz Splita, Trogira? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


...

da, zonfa je u tom sto mu se sin zove JOSIP pa ima jednu kompaniju po nazivu JO KER
A ljubavnica mu se zove FANI...Pa logicno,ne? :twisted:


Prilično... :razz:

Ne znam je l' to ovde bilo, ali...ja sam umro od smijeha...

Dosao Mujo u mesnicu i upita:
- Imate li zilu od bika za bas gitaru?
"Ne al' imamo pizdu od krave za usnu harmoniku ! "
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 10. 2009. 22:12 
Evo jedan meni dobar pravooo


- Stoji debeli čovjek ispred vrtića. Dolazi odgajateljica i upita ga :
- "Oprostite, vi čekate dijete?"
A čovjek odgovori:
- "Ne, to mi je od piva!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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xD
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 10. 2009. 22:40 
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SODOM wrote:
Evo jedan meni dobar pravooo


- Stoji debeli čovjek ispred vrtića. Dolazi odgajateljica i upita ga :
- "Oprostite, vi čekate dijete?"
A čovjek odgovori:
- "Ne, to mi je od piva!"
:lol: :lol: :lol:


dobarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 10. 2009. 22:54 
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Sjede u vozu( kupeu) dama, srbin, crnogorac i hrvat. I omakne se dami, prdne, ustane hrvat...gospodo, izvinite, imam problema...Kad, prođe neko vrijeme ova dekne opet..šta će, ustane Srbin...izvinite, omaklo mi se...jbg..Kad ustaje crnogorac:"Ja idem u WC, a ako ova kravetina opet prdne vi recite da sam ja !" :mrgreen:
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furija
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 10. 2009. 18:05 
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Master wrote:

Dosao Mujo u mesnicu i upita:
- Imate li zilu od bika za bas gitaru?
"Ne al' imamo pizdu od krave za usnu harmoniku ! "

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 10. 2009. 18:56 
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furija wrote:
Master wrote:

Dosao Mujo u mesnicu i upita:
- Imate li zilu od bika za bas gitaru?
"Ne al' imamo pizdu od krave za usnu harmoniku ! "

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Ja taj vic kada pričam nikada ga ne uspijem ispričati do kraja da se ne odvalim smijati k'o kreten... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hedon
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 27. 10. 2009. 01:20 
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Teku dva vodopada. Jedan se slijeva, a drugi se sdesna...

Chuck Norris je pročitao Lady Gagin Poker Face...
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dinko
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PostPosted: 27. 10. 2009. 14:30 
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chuck norris sam sebi može liznut lakat :)
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furija
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 27. 10. 2009. 17:00 
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Mogu i ja.
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jonas
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 30. 10. 2009. 21:30 
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Uletava maskirani lik u banku sperme, dolazi do šaltera i uperi gan u ženu i naredi joj da otvori sef. ona ga zbunjeno pogleda, ali strah ju pištolja pa ode. kad se vratila on se zadere: sad to popij!!! žena kaže, gledajte, jeste vi sigurni da ste na pravom mjestu, malo niže niz ulicu vam je....
lik će opet:popij!!!!
žena nevoljko ispije sadržaj, a lik skine masku i kaže: vidiš da možeš, zorice, ali nećeš

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Reflection
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 31. 10. 2009. 01:54 
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Bila tri brata bika. Najmladji, srednji i najstariji. Sjedili jednog dana na humu i ugledali junice kako pasu. Kaze najlmladji: Hajmo dolje ih prcit! Kaze srednji: Neka, iskuliraj...doci ce same...Kaze najstariji: Eto ih! Bjez'mo!
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 31. 10. 2009. 02:06 
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Gdje je završilo oko Halida Bešlića?

U KOKA-KOLA REKLAMI !!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Alejandro
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 31. 10. 2009. 12:41 
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(ne znam kol'ko kontate zemunske viceve :mrgreen: )
Kako se zove glavni teniski turnir u Zemunu?

Znači Open :mrgreen:
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 31. 10. 2009. 22:26 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: dobar
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 01:03 
Alejandro wrote:
(ne znam kol'ko kontate zemunske viceve :mrgreen: )
Kako se zove glavni teniski turnir u Zemunu?

Znači Open :mrgreen:


joj sestro,brat si, keve mi
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anthrax
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 01:37 
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SODOM wrote:
Alejandro wrote:
(ne znam kol'ko kontate zemunske viceve :mrgreen: )
Kako se zove glavni teniski turnir u Zemunu?

Znači Open :mrgreen:


joj sestro,brat si, keve mi


Sestro brate, cale si, keve mi :mrgreen:
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 01:41 
eh,da tako je :mrgreen:
sorry...FAIL :mrgreen:

ev jedan za popravak

Plavusa:" kontam da rode donose djecu, al da pauk odnese auto...."
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dinko
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 15:06 
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furija wrote:
Mogu i ja.


ejs :)

meni cimer ne vjeruje da se to ne more(ti si izuzetak) i pokuša on jednom, ne ide, drugi put, opet neće, treći put sam mu moro gurat ruku i opet ne može :)
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 15:23 
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anthrax wrote:
SODOM wrote:
Alejandro wrote:
(ne znam kol'ko kontate zemunske viceve :mrgreen: )
Kako se zove glavni teniski turnir u Zemunu?

Znači Open :mrgreen:


joj sestro,brat si, keve mi


Sestro brate, cale si, keve mi :mrgreen:


zaboravio si ključnu riječ...

ZNAČI sestro, brate, ćale si, keve mi ! :mrgreen:
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