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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 15:43 
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Evo i ja jedan :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Uciteljica u Zemunu ispituje prvake matematiku:
- Marice, ajde ti: koliko je 2+2?
- 4, uciteljice!
- Bravo! A 3+3?
- 6!!!!!!
- Odlično Marice! A koliko jeeee.... 3+2??
- Mmmmmm.... 5!!!!
- Odlično, Marice!
U tom momentu mali Zemunac ustaje, vadi utoku i ispaljuje 4 metka u Maricu.
Uciteljica: - Po...pobogu, dete, Å¡ta si to uradio???!!!!
Mali Zemunac: - Morao sam, brate... Previše je znala!
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xD
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 16:55 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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anthrax
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 18:25 
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Objasnjava Zemunac sinu sabiranje i oduzimanje: "Znaci sine, imas dve jabuke, i neko ti da jos dve jabuke... Koliko imas jabuka?"
- Cetiri, tata.
- Bravo sine, a sad ti neko uzme jednu jabuku, koliko onda imas?
- A KO CE BRE TATA DA MI UZME JABUKU???

:mrgreen:
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Master
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:39 
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Ide zec Å¡umom, udari ga bojler i pogine ! :shock: :lol:
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nekrodemon
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:40 
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Ide zec Å¡umom, udari ga bojler i pogine ! :shock: :lol:




:lol: :lol:
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dinko
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:41 
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Idu dva kruha ulicom, jedan priča viceve, drugi se krmi od smijeha :)
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xD
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:54 
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idu dva lika ulicom jedan malo vise ulijevo :shock:
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:55 
xD wrote:
idu dva lika ulicom jedan malo vise ulijevo :shock:


idu dva lika...a POGOTOV onaj desni
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xD
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:57 
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SODOM wrote:
xD wrote:
idu dva lika ulicom jedan malo vise ulijevo :shock:


idu dva lika...a POGOTOV onaj desni


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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dinko
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 22:59 
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xD wrote:
SODOM wrote:
xD wrote:
idu dva lika ulicom jedan malo vise ulijevo :shock:


idu dva lika...a POGOTOV onaj desni


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



FAIL :)
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xD
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 23:03 
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:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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dinko
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 01. 11. 2009. 23:08 
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xD wrote:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Ne budi tužan. ajd dobro, vodiću te na jebeni TOKIO HOTEL, sam nemoj plakat :)
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SODOM
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 11. 2009. 00:30 
Razgovaraju se 3 hodze kako oni dijele pare s Bogom.

Veli prvi: Ja povučem crtu i bacim pare u zrak. Što padne s lijeve strane to je Božje, a što padne s desne strane to je moje.

Veli drugi: Ja napravim krug i bacim pare u zrak. Što padne u krug to je Božje, a što padne van kruga to je moje.

Veli treći: Ja bacim pare u zrak pa što si Bog uzme to je njegovo, a što padne na pod to je moje.
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Azrael661
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 11. 2009. 01:31 
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Prolaze 2 auta i ne zna se koji je iste boje
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xD
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 11. 2009. 01:35 
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sjedi zena na autu , a neki dan nije bilo struje :shock:
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_MisericorD_
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 11. 2009. 02:04 
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dakle vic ide ovako...''mrkva guzio''...kraj vica
ja se mrvim od smijeha
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nekrodemon
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 11. 2009. 02:13 
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_MisericorD_ wrote:
dakle vic ide ovako...''mrkva guzio''...kraj vica
ja se mrvim od smijeha


ili ti ga, poš'o mrkva da guzi...
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biafra
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 11. 2009. 02:29 
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shitpifter wrote:
furija wrote:
Pathologist wrote:
Istinit događaj(ocam :mrgreen: ):Sjedi neka malograđanka u ovom našem Shoping Centru,zvoni telefon i lik je pita u kojoj je kafani,a ona će:'Ma neki Klimatizirano.'

:lol:

To se isto desilo još jednoj osobi, od neke moje jaranice. "Dođi u klimatiziranu, čekam te."



opa! imamo seriju zaobilaženja istine...

haj sad nek neko ispirča kako je frajer trčo da uhvati tramvaj, vozač ga sačeko i kulturno mu pred nosom zatvorio vrata i kreno, nakon čega se ovaj, na dupke punoj stanici, prodero iz sveg glasa: "Ma napušim ti se ja kurca majmune!"


ja sam čuo da je neka tako seljanka narušila sok od Kole. sad... :mrgreen:
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xD
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 11. 2009. 10:43 
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_MisericorD_ wrote:
dakle vic ide ovako...''mrkva guzio''...kraj vica
ja se mrvim od smijeha


vauuuuuu 8)
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dinko
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 02. 11. 2009. 11:00 
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Šta je brže, voz ili po šinama ?
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