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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 10:24 
moras biti policajac da te nasmiju ovakvi vicevi
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furija
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 13:50 
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TEK policajac se neće nasmijat.
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Addi
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 14:14 
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stvarno, sta vam je. van forme ste vicadzije, al totalno. nije los onaj sa sumarom i drotom...
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 14:46 
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Šta dobiješ kad križaš crnca i hobotnicu? - Neznam, al sigurno dobro bere pamuk!
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nekrodemon
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 15:04 
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Šta dobiješ kad križaš crnca i hobotnicu? - Neznam, al sigurno dobro bere pamuk!


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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shaban
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 15:31 
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đe je otiš'o Isus iz Betlehema???



U Totenhem :roll:
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sihirbog
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 16:27 
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fakat moram i ovaj :

Radio bosanac u jednom kaficu na otoku Hvaru.
Dodje da posluzi gosta i upita ga:
- šta oš

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username:
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 17:28 
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šta je crnac sa višnjom u guzici ?

GRIOTTE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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medical murder
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 01:22 
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Koliko vremena treba crnkinji da izbaci smeće??
devet mjeseci!
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biafra
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PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 01:23 
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majke mi ima da zaključam temu
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anthrax
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PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 01:23 
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medical murder wrote:
Koliko vremena treba crnkinji da izbaci smeće??
devet mjeseci!


:roll:
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medical murder
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 01:28 
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Šta dobiješ kad križaš crnca i hobotnicu? - Neznam, al sigurno dobro bere pamuk!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
beton!!
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 01:39 
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medical murder wrote:
Koliko vremena treba crnkinji da izbaci smeće??
devet mjeseci!


ah taj crni humor ... hahahhahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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sihirbog
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PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 10:26 
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sjedi pas i gricka kost.
kad je ustao ima 3 noge

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nekrodemon
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 10:58 
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aa da promijenimo naziv teme u Vicoteka?
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sihirbog
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 11:05 
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cekaj ba moram jos jedan :mrgreen:



Doso Kinez u Bosnu i predstavlja se Hasi
"Ja sam Ho Sun Ming Li, sto znaci sin od sedam oceva"
Haso : "pa znao sam da ne mozes bit toliko zut od samo dva jajeta"

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shitpifter
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 17:21 
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joj nije vic, al je provala, neko mi je u subotu reko da za jedno dijete treba litar sperme, a za blizance dva :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Obezglavator
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PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 17:23 
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E moj Sexy Tigre , spao si na niske grane :lol: :lol:
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 19:40 
Sjede dvije cure u kafiću i dođe im neki muškarac - Što vas tri tu same sjedite? - Nas je dvije, a ne tri! - Pa svaka od vas je pička i pol.

ulet i po
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Obezglavator
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 20:19 
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Moondust wrote:
Sjede dvije cure u kafiću i dođe im neki muškarac - Što vas tri tu same sjedite? - Nas je dvije, a ne tri! - Pa svaka od vas je pička i pol.

ulet i po

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