Nameless wrote:
Me:
 hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 andrej, tebe mi
God:
  How are you doing,  andrej tebe mi.
Me:
 well,  thanx. i have to ask you sometihng
God:
Well that's okay.  you are quite welcome.    Go ahead, ask me anything.
Me:
 could you do a favor for me, tebe ti?
God:
Perhaps I could be programmed to do  it.
Me:
 please, say/write "OSAM"
God:
Thanks for asking politely.  " write OSAM".
Me:
 say osam
God:
" osam".
Me:
 NA KURCU TE NOSAM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
God:
Are you serious?  Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? 
Me:
 DEBILUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
I haven't read anything by  DEBILUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. What did he write?
Me:
 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
God:
I have never heard of it.
Me:
 PAPAK JEDAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? 
Me:
 JESI GLUP
God:
I haven't read anything by  JESI GLUP. What did he write?
Me:
 AHAHAHAAAAA
malo pijanske šege, šale, zajebancije, ne zamjerite
što te bot izofira haha 
