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BloodOverdrive
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 04. 2010. 13:24 
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PostPosted: 23. 04. 2010. 14:31 
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pricaju dvi mostarke preko telefona ... kaze prva : bona , napravila sam kolač ... kaze druga : auuuuuuu , sto fino mirise ...
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shitpifter
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PostPosted: 23. 04. 2010. 17:39 
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joj brate, glup ti je vic da bog mili sačuva, majke mi znaš kako sam se smorio od njega...
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PostPosted: 24. 04. 2010. 17:57 
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pricaju dvi mostarke preko telefona ... kaze prva : bona , napravila sam kolač ... kaze druga : auuuuuuu , sto fino mirise ...


To onaj od pricaju dvije mostarke na kavi, pa kaze prva 'pa bona sto me ne pitas sta ima'.. 'pa sta ima bona'.. 'jooj, suuti, nista me ne pitaj'.. :lol:
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PostPosted: 25. 04. 2010. 12:57 
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Archangel wrote:
username: wrote:
pricaju dvi mostarke preko telefona ... kaze prva : bona , napravila sam kolač ... kaze druga : auuuuuuu , sto fino mirise ...


To onaj od pricaju dvije mostarke na kavi, pa kaze prva 'pa bona sto me ne pitas sta ima'.. 'pa sta ima bona'.. 'jooj, suuti, nista me ne pitaj'.. :lol:


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PostPosted: 14. 05. 2010. 13:22 
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idu rambo,bruce lee i vuco ubit zmaja u njegovu spilju. Dodu do spilje i kaze rambo da ide on prvi. Ude unutra..pucnjava,eksplozije,lomljava..izlazi rambo cili krvav;"jebote koji zmaj" i padne mrtav. Ulazi bruce lee drugi...prasina se digla,skrika,vika.izlazi vanka cili krvav"jebote koji zmaj".Ude vuco,cuje se iz spilje "volim piti volim piti volim piti i ljubiti.",izlazi zmaj vani i kaže"jebote koja seljačina




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PostPosted: 14. 05. 2010. 14:53 
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PostPosted: 17. 05. 2010. 23:50 
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Al\m/a
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Master
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PostPosted: 18. 05. 2010. 14:12 
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ÄŒak Noris je jednom bio dvaput !!!

ÄŒak Noris je odmutio kajganu !!!
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Saleo
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 18. 05. 2010. 20:23 
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Dosao Ferguson na Anfield i Benitez mu kaze da su igraci Liverpoola
pametniji od igraca Manchestera,Fergi ne vjeruje.Rafa pozove Gerrarda i
pita ga:"Sin je tvog oca a nije ti brat?"A Gerrard ce:"Pa to je lako,to
sam ja".Sutradan pozove Ferguson Runija i pita ga isto pitanje a Runi
mu odgovori da ce da razmisli pa ce da mu kaze.Runi pita Skolsa,ovaj ne
zna,pita Gigsa a Gigs mu kaze:"to sam ja".Ode Runi kod Fergija i kaze mu:"Razmislio sam,odgovor je Gigs",a Ferguson ce njemu:"Kretenu,nije Gigs nego Gerrard"!
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Addi
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PostPosted: 18. 05. 2010. 22:04 
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propali ste, djaba vicevi, samo to je ostalo :D
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PostPosted: 18. 05. 2010. 22:27 
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shaban
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 18. 05. 2010. 22:38 
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PostPosted: 19. 05. 2010. 20:56 
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Pise ciganka novinama Bravo : Zdravo , imam 13 godina i jos sam nevina , znaci li to da je moj tata gay ?
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biafra
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PostPosted: 19. 05. 2010. 23:46 
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joj da nas neko čita kako bi se razočaro u rokere...kakvi su vam ovo vicevi jebo vas pas
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nekrodemon
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pogresno prepisani
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biafra wrote:
joj da nas neko čita kako bi se razočaro u rokere...kakvi su vam ovo vicevi jebo vas pas


Djes naletio na rockera na forumu ? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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lord krvolok
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PostPosted: 22. 05. 2010. 16:20 
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Joj Hama Gori si neg prije :lol:
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Master
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PostPosted: 23. 05. 2010. 02:59 
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Ide piva k'o mačići niz oluk. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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