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anthrax
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 05. 2010. 13:38 
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Chuck Norris oborio Muhameda iz vjeronauke
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 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 23. 05. 2010. 19:42 
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Pala policajcu kapa s glave, nadje ju prolaznik i pozove policajca.
Policajac se okrene, a ovaj digne kapu u zrak i upita ga: "Gospodine, je ovo vasa kapa?"
Kaze policajac: "ne, nisam ja tako visok."

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Zasto policajcima na autima pise POLICIJA?
Da ne bi lovili jedni druge po gradu.

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Zaustavlja policajac auto radi kontrole i trazi vozacku.
Vozac : Nemam.
Policajac : A prometnu ?
Vozac : Nemam.
Policajac : Osobnu ?!?
Vozac : Nemam.
Policajac : Pa sto onda imate ?!?!?
Vozac : Ovo.
I da mu retrovizor.
Policajac : Oo, kolega oprostite, nisam vas odmah prepoznao.

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Pita policajac nekog na ulici:
'Koliko je sati?'
'5 i 5'
'Šta odma ne kažeš 10!?'

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Bio policajac kasno na zadatku u drugom gradu, zato odluci da prespava u hotelu.
Medjutim nisu imali slobodnih jednokrevetnih soba, pa mu daju dvokrevetnu u kojoj je bio
jedan sumar. Policajac naruci da ga probude rano u pet sati. Ujutro ga bude,
on se brzo obuce i izadje, medjutim kako nije palio svjetlo, obukao je sumarevu uniformu.
Kada je dosao na osvjetljeni dio ulice vidi da nesto nije u redu i uzviknu,
ja glupog recepcionera, probudio je sumara umjesto mene.

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Pita policajac policajca: Šta je to, vodom ide ne brčka, šumom ide ne šuška?
Drugi odgovara: Da nije zagonetka?

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A.C.A.B.
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anthrax
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 03:51 
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Nemoj vise, hljeba ti
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Addi
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 04:11 
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al fakat :lol:
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sihirbog
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 09:39 
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kako policajac cita "TAXI"?

- TA puta I
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Moondust
 Post subject: Re: VICEVI Pt.45783
PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 10:24 
moras biti policajac da te nasmiju ovakvi vicevi
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furija
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 13:50 
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TEK policajac se neće nasmijat.
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Addi
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 14:14 
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stvarno, sta vam je. van forme ste vicadzije, al totalno. nije los onaj sa sumarom i drotom...
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Šta dobiješ kad križaš crnca i hobotnicu? - Neznam, al sigurno dobro bere pamuk!
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 15:04 
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Šta dobiješ kad križaš crnca i hobotnicu? - Neznam, al sigurno dobro bere pamuk!


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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shaban
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 15:31 
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đe je otiš'o Isus iz Betlehema???



U Totenhem :roll:
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sihirbog
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PostPosted: 24. 05. 2010. 16:27 
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fakat moram i ovaj :

Radio bosanac u jednom kaficu na otoku Hvaru.
Dodje da posluzi gosta i upita ga:
- šta oš

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šta je crnac sa višnjom u guzici ?

GRIOTTE :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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medical murder
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PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 01:22 
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Koliko vremena treba crnkinji da izbaci smeće??
devet mjeseci!
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biafra
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PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 01:23 
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majke mi ima da zaključam temu
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anthrax
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medical murder wrote:
Koliko vremena treba crnkinji da izbaci smeće??
devet mjeseci!


:roll:
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medical murder
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Šta dobiješ kad križaš crnca i hobotnicu? - Neznam, al sigurno dobro bere pamuk!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
beton!!
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medical murder wrote:
Koliko vremena treba crnkinji da izbaci smeće??
devet mjeseci!


ah taj crni humor ... hahahhahhaahhahahahahahahahahhaha :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostPosted: 25. 05. 2010. 10:26 
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sjedi pas i gricka kost.
kad je ustao ima 3 noge

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nekrodemon
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aa da promijenimo naziv teme u Vicoteka?
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